@BBC As Popeye used to say, I can stands no more and with that the telly is going off. I hope Ruby Turner enjoys her hibernation. Until next year, #hootenanny everyone

@BBC ...or Lulu doing Bowie? One for the kids #hootenanny

@BBC Can we have someone a bit more relevant on the #hootenanny next year? The Grumbleweeds or Foster & Allen perhaps?

Oh fuck, it's The Kooks again. #hootenanny

"I wish that I knew what I know now..." sings Ronnie as he struggles to remember what it is he knows now #hootenanny

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Go on Ronnie, save the show #hootenanny

Imelda May looking like she's taken her nan out to Coopers in Liverpool at about 2pm this afternoon #hootenanny

This is ungodly #hootenanny

There's a jazz drummer on now. Lulu is going think she's 18 again. #hootenanny

Seemless #bantz #hootenanny

This is astonishing. "Give Craig a ring and see if he'll do a medley of his hits." "Really?" "Yep, Nile Rogers is ill" #hootenanny

Craiiiiiig Daaaaavid. For some reason. #hootenanny

Star of the show so far is the saxophonist in the green dress. #hootenanny

Heather Small now, as if it hasn't been dreadful enough. Mind you, I do have a level of respect for Heather for shagging Shaun Edwards for which she probably deserves an MBE #hootenanny

Ah, The Kooks. A token nod to rock music in the same way as Tranmere Rovers are a token nod to football teams #hootenanny

Do they put Ruby away with the Christmas tree, do you think? I reckon she gives her address as a storage container in Brentford #hootenanny

Oh Christ, she's here #hootenanny #rubyturner

Ah well. Maybe next year, eh? #Hootenanny

Just looked at the line-up and it's even duller than last year, which takes some doing. Never heard of Olivia Dean but the hopes of a nation that doesn't like soul, jazz or boogie-woogie rests on her shoulders #hootenanny