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What doesn't kill you, will make you stronger... Until it eventually kills you.

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If you're thinking you need to donate to an Israeli Charity... Just pay your U.S. taxes and you will have done the same thing.
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When the poor ask for a piece of bread for a smaller price, the billionaires will tell the poor to stop being greedy as they demand all of the bread for free.
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"As long as AIPAC continues to not donate money to my campaigns, I will continue to not take it." -Gavinor Newsom @GavinNewsom
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We have to invade Venezuela in order to find the illegal alien criminals in the US that are hiding out in Venezuela!
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Why do Mexicans believe they're non-white? Do they believe they're all solely descendants of Natives & defeated white influence? They speak a European language. They follow a European calendar. They adopted a European religion. They eat primarily Euro-Mideast food. What gives?
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The Drug War would be over if the degenerate billionaires would stop doing so many drugs.
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Bill Cosby Nursery Rhyme: OOOOOOh in order to get into God's Kingdom, you must done good with what you've done. Because that shits locked down tighter than a Nun's thighs, trust me I've tried with the old Spanish Fly ahgum gibum ok well then there you go.
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God is a cricket
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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"If you replace jobs with machines & AI, who will buy your shit?" Well if you get people to build & train automated food harvesting, water systems, automobile assembly (transport), home building, textile manufacturing, & energy systems, why would you need anyone to buy anything?
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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Weird how the whole "Fat is Fit" and "Healthy at any Size" thing came just a few years before the roll out of Ozempic. Almost like Pharma was creating customers.
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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Were you working for min wage in California ($16.5p/hr) and got a big raise of 50 cents? That's because min wage in California is going up to $16.9p/hr in January 2026. Weird how your 50 cent raise didn't come in February 2026 right?
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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Corporations will give you a raise while cutting your hours because they get tax breaks based on the number of people they hire,not to the ability their employees can pay their bills.
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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What if the situation in Germany during WW2 was reversed only to find out that 80 years later the German Workers Party decided to commit a Genocide in the Middle East?
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18 days
Do they make Turkey Curry or would hearing an Indian person say that be too hilarious?
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The Glove won't fit James Comey. Weird how that's always the case with millionaire/ billionaire criminals.
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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I tried the "Dick in Pringles Can" bit on my girl but, she got full before she reached it.
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You hate Bill Burr for taking money from the Saudi's for telling jokes? Yet we all pay the Saudi's every time we put gas in our cars, use petroleum based plastic products, or stay at just about any fancy hotel in DC... Sure
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I have $5 for you Great Sorry I dont have it I have Healthcare for you Great Sorry dont have it I have $5 for you OK Sorry dont have it I have Healthcare for you Great Sorry dont have it I have $5 for you Sure Sorry dont have it I have Healthcare for you Great Sorry dont have it
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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Why learn to cook? Phone will give me a recipe Why learn to build? 3D Printers will construct Why learn to socialize? AI tell me how to say Why learn to empathize? Oligarchs decide who's worthy Why learn to please another? Everyone expendable Why fall for it? Because it's easier
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TheOctopus🇵🇸
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Whatever the outcome of the 2025 World Series, The Blue Jays will have beaten The Dodgers but, Shohei Ohtani will have beaten The Blue Jays.
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