Why does the super glue bottle look so much like the Visine bottle? #RoughMorning.

My left hand sucks at EVERYTHING.

RT @ShellenbergerMD: Now that the U.S. Department of Energy has joined FBI in concluding that the coronavirus likely leaked from a lab, it’….

Traffic Tip: There is no prize for being the first one to the red light.

Here’s my best buddy Zoe. Let’s see your pet pals.

Uggggh to the “do you agree”, inane question, and “identify this person/object” tweets. Cheap interaction bait.

RT @ScottAdamsSays: My theory is that Biden leaves a trail of classified documents wherever he goes so he can find his way back.

RT @mlombardiNFL: I love this idea. I’m doing it. You?.

RT @CoachMattRhule: #RENEW23➡️#24OURS.

RT @HuskerFBNation:

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Whoopsie. The REAL people seem to have spoken.

You know how when you have a bad nagging headache or a persistent nasty rash for a while and then - BAM! - just like that the nasty lingering condition disappears and you feel freed and refreshed? Thanks @elonmusk for doing that for… well… sane people.

Sooo Jim Acosta is taking a break to spend more time with Stelter’s and Cuomos’s families and I’m guessing to “pursue other projects”. We can’t say “got fired” anymore? 🙄 Another one on the dung pile.

Exactly! Buh-bye. Sadly most whiners who threaten to leave places tantrum style never leave. Springsteen, Baldwin, Twitter employees. The latter may not have a choice soon. Regardless… Don’t be a tease. Really go.

RT @RobSchneider: We are now at the last part of this quote…

RT @SethAMandel: Have you tried accusing him of using the yellow thumbs up emoji.

Canada… way to go. Peaceful massive statement. From an appreciative neighbor to the south.

RT @Caties_Page: @gracelover712 All these “stars” removing their music are old AF. Guessing their listeners are still dealing with 45’s and….

RT @gracelover712: See ya, Babs.