Tim Ferguson
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"This man is a comedy legend. Take his comedy writing course, read his book."
[Simon van der Borgh, UK]
All the secrets you need to write your comedy!
#Comedy
#Writing
#Screenwriting
#Comedian
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60th birthday today! Having fun, smashing life, loving my darling Canadian (and Poppy the puppy). 😃
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My dad, Tony Ferguson [front, centre],
was exec producer of Four Corners.
Great pioneers!
#4Corners
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We are saddened to hear of the passing of Doug Anthony. A great and generous man who devoted his life to Australia.
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Help! I'm a person with a disability.
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'The Goodies'
Thanks, Tim Brooke-Taylor, for everything.
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My dad put this piece on TV [TDT, ABC] in 1971.
The ABC fired him shortly after.
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Lest we forget the war correspondents, like our father Tony.
Brave people who journey into danger to bring us the truth.
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Look who I found wandering the world.
I immediately called security.
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"If you try to come to Australia by boat... even if you are a Nobel Prize winning genius...we will not let you in.”
And there it is
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I'm thrilled to be Disability Ambassador for the 'Garden of Unearthly Delights' at Adelaide Fringe Festival!
Making the arts accessible. 😀
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#Diversity
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Follow the Garden here:
@TheGardenofUD
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For anyone living with MS, or curious about it,
Multiple Sclerosis is best survived with optimism & laughter.
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Hanging with my comedy heroes, Jack Levi and Paul Livingston.
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Fresh every Saturday
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"A man who had a heart attack was saved when his dog brought him the phone so he could call for help. However, it should be noted that for every one of these heartwarming stories there’s a million others where the dog just sits there like a moron and watches you die." [Tina Fey]
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I like being a Veteran.
30 years of fighting audiences.
Face it, youth is crap.
No money, no influence, no brains.
Tick Tock suits me fine 😃
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I started the Independent tsunami in 1990.
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Ashlee Bucholtz's portrait is a finalist of the Portia Geach Memorial Award Prize
Titled: 'Comedy = Tragedy + Time'
Congratulations, Ashlee!
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[Headline by the masterful
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Wait by your door for further orders.
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The 2-part DAAS documentary series starts. This Tuesday.
"TICK FUCKING TOCK"
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You know what to do.
No, not that. The other thing.
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Sometimes, the comedy writes it self.
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Abbott Govt is Ripping Off Disabled Workers.
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No jokes from me.
These pricks have to go.
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Thx
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Momentous meeting of my year.
Coffee with this guy.
Oils! Oils! O-o-o-o-I-I-I-l-s!!!
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Many young ppl with MS are stuck in nursing homes.
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Watch it on ABC iView
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Oh dear. Why can't the solution be chocolate?! 😀😀😀
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LIVE!
This Wednesday 31st
The 505 Theatre
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Roger Ramjet!
Best episode ever!
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Arise Sir Billy!
This is so cool. Congratulations, Billy. 😃
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Part 2 next Tuesday 🐥
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