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StockCats new account - Instincts - Specializing in market satire - FinTwit - Financial Media Critic - Never take investing advice from your neighbor's cat

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history doesn't always rhyme but sometimes it repeats
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in 2021 I had 236k Twitter followers, but that number has been revised down substantially.
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when the Bubble nebula (pictured here) eventually pops, it will only be discernible in hindsight since it's 11 Trillion light years from earth
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if you think inaccurate jobs data is bad, wait until you hear about how much CPI understates the actual rise in the cost of living.
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let me get this straight, an entire govt "bureau" with the name - and in charge of - "Labor Statistics" estimates they have somewhere between 1,000 and 5,000 employees?.
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it's ironic the BLS doesn't even know how many employees it even has
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most jobs at the Labor Dept could probably be replaced by Grok or Chat GPT.
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so the Fed is data dependent but the data is unreliable, if not completely fabricated.
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it's amazing to think that Trillions of Dollars of market cap are dependent on the fact that most people are too uninformed / dumb / lazy to install a couple free ad blockers and never see ads on the Internet ever again.
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I saved this graph 10-years ago because I remember someone's bullish thesis at the time was "years that end in a 5"
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they should have named it Figma AI.
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it's probably just a figma of my imagination.
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RT @RealStockCats: raising my $SPX price target to 6666.
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this image from 4/9/2019 still seems relevant
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this market environment reminds me of the dot com bubble except this time it's different.
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I'm beginning to suspect mistakes were made
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reminds me of an old Tweet I posted maybe 5-10 years ago
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"price stability"
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we should probably just replace the FOMC with Chat GPT.
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