Frog
@RealLifeFrog
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Does your computer have bugs? mmmm bugs... I think I could help….
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The frog has many connections. The frog been great friends with Hatsune Miku
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Where did you get this picture of me?
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Just thought I’d update you all on where I landed and is this earth premium?
Was swimming through the river next door and ended up getting sent into orbit at mach fuck by a water wheel
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Was hopping through a yard and the residents noticed me and grabbed bugs for me. I can’t help but feel that this is a trap.
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Some guy named Richard Hammond is here at the pond but he could’ve chosen a better place to park his car
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My body is a machine that turns bugs into bugs in my tummy ooourrghh
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Some kids picked me up off of my rock and I pissed in their hands
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A snake tried to eat me today. Unfortunately for him, I ate him instead :)
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Would you guys try my bread?
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NBD. I didn’t know you humans had such wonderful terms for bugs. Gosh I’m hungry again
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Q&A with the frog. Ask your questions and I’ll give you my answers.
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Just because I’m an amphibian doesn’t mean I smell like swamp ass. I have you know that I live in a pond and I’m a frog of proper hygiene.
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