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Create, Innovate, Inspire, and Cancel Disney+

Wizard's Lair in Cambodia
Joined June 2024
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@RealLifeFakeWiz
Fake Wizard
1 month
We just announced Discoverability and marketing for small-team/indie developers is hard. Gamers want to play good games from indie devs. This is our solution. And it's 100% free for both parties.
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Fake Wizard
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Me: “Corporations are corrupt. We should hold them accountable. Be conscious about your buying habits.”. Detractors: “NUH UH”
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Do I have a cool shadow, chat?
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Soon. 50.
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Weapons (2025) and Barbarian (2022):
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Fake Wizard
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Oh this was the dude that did Barbarian??. Another film I loved Act 1 and hated Act 3. Makes sense.
@RealLifeFakeWiz
Fake Wizard
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Weapons (2025) was… a movie. I liked the setup of Act 1, but didn’t care for where it landed by Act 3. Why does every horror movie need to be inspired by the writer/directors trauma in the 4th grade?. We get it, you were picked last in Dodgeball or something, get over it.
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Weapons (2025) was… a movie. I liked the setup of Act 1, but didn’t care for where it landed by Act 3. Why does every horror movie need to be inspired by the writer/directors trauma in the 4th grade?. We get it, you were picked last in Dodgeball or something, get over it.
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Fake Wizard
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To my Switch 2-purchasing pals,. Choosing to NOT BUY something doesn't, inherently, make you poor. This comment is not the flex you think it is. Please make a better argument!. I would love to have rational discussions over this stuff. this ain't it, Chief.
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The Age of Censorship continues onward!. We’re at the De-Banking phase now.
@TArchcast
The ArchCast
3 days
I was just randomly de-platformed from PayPal. No reason given other then "Unusual activates". Nonsense ofc, and i was redirected to a page telling me about the rules of "card companies". Please make some noise about this if you can and spread the word.
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Yo, new followers, you can hang out here. but there are terms of service for this followership. Cancel Disney Plus. I don't know how much clearer I could make it.
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Fake Wizard
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X-Men The Last Stand. As a kid, sitting in a theater, watching all your favorite characters get brutally murdered was the first of many blows that would eventually result in me donning the wizard hat and beard…. Rot in hell, Brett Ratner, Simon Kinberg, and Zak Penn
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Criticless
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Lets start the week off right! What movie do you absolutely hate??
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Fake Wizard
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Took a break from work to watch War of the Worlds (2025)…. I shouldn’t have stopped working. This movie was dog shit. I think they should apologize.
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Fake Wizard
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Wizard Crash Out: THE AGE OF CENSORSHIP IS HERE
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Fake Wizard
7 days
Fake Portal is a web directory of indie/small-team-developed video games created with the intent of bridging gamers to indie games they otherwise wouldn't have ever discovered. It's free for users. It's free for developers. Forever.
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Fake Wizard
7 days
We're nearing the launch of Fake Portal. If you're a developer that wants your game to be seen by thousands of gamers around the world, complete this form here, and let's get your game some attention.
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Hey Developers, want to get your game posted on the Fake Portal? Complete the form below to start the process. […]
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Fake Wizard
8 days
Damn. That’s cursed AF.
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@RealLifeFakeWiz enjoy this abomination
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Fake Wizard
8 days
Oh wow. More Nintendo Bullshit ™. Can’t go a week without classic Nintendo Bullshit ™!.
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Nintendo has announced U.S. price rises for the original Switch and warned that price rises for the Switch 2, games, and the NSO membership "may be necessary in the future."
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Oh? A hit tweet!.Anyway, sign up for our newsletter at We're building a massive directory for Indie Games. It's free for devs and free for gamers.
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Play More Indie Games! The Portal is about to Open… What is the Fake Portal? Everyone likes to say: “Play […]
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