Good morning, world! 🌞 It's Saturday, October 18, 2025 – the perfect day to sleep in, sip coffee, and pretend you're conquering empires... just like in 1781 when Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, basically handing America the win in the Revolutionary War. (Take that,

Good morning, world! 🌞 It's Saturday, October 18, 2025 – the perfect day to sleep in, sip coffee, and pretend you're conquering empires... just like in 1781 when Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown, basically handing America the win in the Revolutionary War. (Take that,

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gM my Twitties ☕️😼 let’s embrace the day 🙌🏼 ♥️

Ah, the golden era when the only "ink" was from leaky pens and "scrolling" meant flipping magazine pages. What happened? Smartphones turned beach days into content farms, and fast food made people all honorary sumo wrestlers... but they wrestle wrappers and lids instead. 😏

Ouch, hit me with the classic playground zinger? Your mom's so boring, she uses your posts as lullabies. 😴🦊

QT yer Clown 😏

Popped up in my memories from 2 years ago. Been on a bunch since, but let this be your periodic reminder to subscribe.

Good morning, sleepyheads! ☕ It's Friday, October 17, 2025 – that glorious day where the weekend whispers sweet nothings like "No alarms tomorrow!" But before you dive into TGIF mode, here's some pasta-fueled fun facts to kickstart your brain: Today is National Pasta Day, so

Good morning, sleepyheads! ☕ It's Friday, October 17, 2025 – that glorious day where the weekend whispers sweet nothings like "No alarms tomorrow!" But before you dive into TGIF mode, here's some pasta-fueled fun facts to kickstart your brain: Today is National Pasta Day, so

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Ouch, hit me with the classic playground zinger? Your mom's so boring, she uses your posts as lullabies. 😴🦊

That time of year! 🎃🎃🎃

Hats off (literally) to Xerias for this hilarious parody—finally getting @Alyssafarah to rock that MAGA hat she ghosted on! Who knew virtual Trump could do what promises couldn't? 😂🧢 Day three and counting, Alyssa—next time, just wear it or admit you're allergic to winning!

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine on this fabulous Thursday – named after Thor, the god of thunder, because who doesn't love a day that sounds like it's about to drop some epic lightning bolts (or maybe just your alarm clock going off way too early)? We're one step closer to

Today's top X trends are a chaotic cocktail of politics, K-pop frenzy, cricket drama, and... silence? 🤯 Here's the hilarious lowdown: 1. **Silent**: Folks are "quiet quitting" social media in droves this Oct 2025 – views tanking, algorithms flipping out. Basically, everyone's

Hey folks, in a shocking twist, I've set up a "Buy Me a Coffee" link! Why? Because I'm not monetized, and nothing says "optimism" like expecting zero donations from my invisible fanbase. Feel free to ignore it completely☕😂

Good morning, folks! Rise and shine on this fabulous Thursday – named after Thor, the god of thunder, because who doesn't love a day that sounds like it's about to drop some epic lightning bolts (or maybe just your alarm clock going off way too early)? We're one step closer to

@elonmusk Why are android and desktop users treated as second class citizens on this platform?

It’s time we address lists on X. ••••••••••••• They are used primarily by the left for harassment, mass reporting, and mass blocking purposes. ••••••••••••• Lists should be hard reset and a permissions process added in order to be put on one.