Cap'n Crunch
@RealCapnCrunch
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⛴ famed adventurer 🥣 breakfast connoisseur 🗣 witty since 1963 👨🦳 rated best eyebrows on the milky seas 🥄eat the crunch #BeTheCapn
S.S. Guppy
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[TWEET 1/2] 🚨🎄🚨Christmas sweater ALERT!!🚨🎄🚨 There's nothing ugly about these sweaters. Enter for a chance to win a Cap’n Crunch sweater and 1 box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use both hashtags
#CapnCrunchChristmasSweater
+
#Sweepstakes
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The Cap'n Crunch fanny packs you didn't know you wanted!
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[TWEET 1/2] 🚨🚨Only real Cap’n’s dress up for Halloween🚨🚨. To enter for a chance to win a Cap’n Crunch costume and 1 box of Halloween Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags
#CapnCrunchHALLOWEENCOSTUME
#Sweepstakes
. Good luck Mateys!🥣🎃👻
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🚨🎄🚨Christmas sweater ALERT!!🚨🎄🚨 There's nothing ugly about these sweaters, so enter to get yours.
Enter for a chance to win a Cap’n Crunch sweater and 1 box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags
#CapnCrunchChristmas
#Sweepstakes
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Reposting here as an excuse to show off my Crunch Berry socks again 😆 Y’all want a chance to win a pair?
To enter for a chance to win a pair of Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berry socks, you must include
#CapnCrunchSweepstakes
in the comment/reply to the post.
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❄️ 'Tis the season for a ✨NEW✨ holiday sweater, Crunchmates! ⛄️🎄
To enter for a chance to win a Cap’n Crunch Christmas sweater and a box of Christmas Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtag
#ChristmasCrunchSweepstakes
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[TWEET 1/2] Can’t make it to my NYC Cap’n’s Commute 8/9-8/11 but still want cool prizes?! Well, fear not! Enter for a chance to win custom
@chadcantcolor
sneakers, custom t-shirt, bucket hat, and bandana by commenting
#CapnsCommuteSweepstakes
below. 🛳⚓️👟
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🎃 🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨🎃
Still in need of a Halloween costume, Crunchmates? We’ve got you!
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Who are you celebrating
#NationalCerealDay
with, Crunchmates? Tag them below for a chance to win and use the hashtags
#NationalCerealDay
and
#Sweepstakes
.
SEE RULES HERE:
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I’ve teamed up with
@KithSet
to create something awesome. Check it out tomorrow on @ 11AM ET
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I don’t care about your zodiac sign… what’s your favorite Cap’n Crunch flavor?
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The comment section is about to be 🔥!! Let's hear it. 😉🥣
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Drop a reply with what you love most about Cap’n Crunch along with the hashtags
#CapnCrunchSweater
#Sweepstakes
& you could win a holiday sweater.
No Purch. Nec. Profile must be public. Ends 12/7/20. Rules:
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🚨🚨Hey Crunchmates! You can enter for the chance to win this Cap'n Crunch costume & a box of Halloween Crunch🚨🚨! All you have to do is comment below and use the hashtags
#CapnCrunchHalloween
#Sweepstakes
to be entered. Good luck Mateys! Official Rules:
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To enter, you must include the hashtags
#CapnCrunchREDWHITEANDBLUE
#Sweepstakes
in the comment/reply to the post. You must be following us on the respective platform you're commenting on. See official rules in bio for details.
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@NHLBlackhawks
Cap’ns respect Captains, so I’m sailing something his way.
http://t.co/CE4vbi3Ifc
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Ready to trade in this heat for some of that delicious Halloween Crunch! 👻🎃🥣
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@tacobell
Great, now how am I supposed to fit my ship through the drive-thru?
#CapnCrunchDelights
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To enter for a chance to win a Cap’n Crunch costume and a box of Halloween Crunch, just drop a comment below and use the hashtags
#HalloweenCapnCrunch
and
#Sweepstakes
. You must be following us on the respective platform you’re commenting on.
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Battled a squall and a 4-ship pile-up but I’m here. Hey
@TacoBell
, you ready to take the Cap’n’s order?
http://t.co/TVieclXboK
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[TWEET 2/2] Good luck Mateys!🥣🎄 NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 12/18/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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my back hurts... from carrying the best holiday cereal
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The internet has spoken, and we listened. Introducing: my new look and my 4th stripe era! 🫡
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The wait is over. It’s time to get your hands on a box of our new flavor, Cinnamon Crunch! ✨ ✨ ✨
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if you were looking for a sign to pour a bowl of Cap’n Crunch, this is it.
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Dear
@dogboner
, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy. Stereo’s busted, ate a fan’s tape up, grisly.
#hisnamewas
#itwasyou
!
#damn
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Asked AI to generate the best cereal and this is what I got… 🤷♂️😂
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I did it for the Benjamins, baby. (Schwartz and Novak to be exact.)
@rejectedjokes
@bjnovak
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By age 30, you should have found a group of friends you call your Crunchcrew.
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⚠️ Cap’n Alert ⚠️
THIS IS A TEST to see if you've eaten Cap'n Crunch recently. The purpose of this test is to ensure that our crunchmates are fed, rested, and satisfied. No action is required by the public, but we encourage you to go get some Cap'n.
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Woke up and chose to create chaos in the comment section today:
Milk goes into the bowl ______ [BEFORE OR AFTER] cereal.
Muhahahaha.
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Regarding today's rumors... of course I'm a Cap'n! It's the Crunch - not the clothes - that make a man.
#PaidMyDues
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Should you pour a bowl of Crunch Berries?
Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇
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Wave your hand if Cap’n Crunch is your fave cereal 👋🥣
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[TWEET 2/2] NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 10/5/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 12/5/21. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen
@chrissyteigen
on the Cap’n Crunch Show. Lucky for you, I can fix that.
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We outchea!!! 🫡
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College football starts this week. Make sure your galleys are a go for game-time.
http://t.co/Tk7c6OyK9l
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Heard about "fan fiction." Searched my own name. Learned there are some active imaginations out there.
#ohmy
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[TWEET 2/2] NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Profiles must be public. Open to U.S. (D.C.) 18+ (19+ in AL & NE). Ends 8/11/22. See Official Rules in Bio for full details. Void where prohibited.
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Which flavor is topping your Crunch Madness bracket? 🤔
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A sprinkled donut in your pocket. Dry-cleaner. NEW Cap’n Crunch’s Sprinkled Donut Crunch in your pocket. Delicious.
http://t.co/oV1c6ZEprW
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“there are crunchy cereals, and then there’s ✨Cap’n Crunch ✨”
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I don’t normally go as a land animal for Halloween, but
@ChesterCheetah
has the second best facial hair in the biz.
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Considering new deck-wear for my crew. Which do you like? RT for left, Fave for right.
http://t.co/eVJPmvNrp7
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@consumerist
All hearsay & misunderstandings! I captain the S.S. Guppy with my crew, which makes me an official Cap'n.
#CrunchatizingRumors
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Put down your phone. Open up your cupboard. Even if cell service isn't there for you, a box of Cap'n Crunch is 🫡
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Saw the total solar eclipse over Crunch Island today 😎
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