100% COMMITTED TO LOCKED ON (UNIVERSITY OF) BAYLOR🐻🐻. RESPECT MY DECISION 😤💪🟢🟡. #AGTG #SicEm #LOB #BGOD

I believe he was the last “steal of the draft” before Hugo Gonzalez.

Lmao the very first things Sportscenter says after announcing the Red Sox final score are Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Rodgers. It just writes itself.

The Romyan Empire.

Imagine throwing this pitch to Bryce freaking Harper and calling yourself a major leaguer

I can’t stand this team.

RT @Jared_Carrabis: honestly, just do it.

This was so perfectly Cape League. Sportscenter shows up to tell you all about how Chatham is the greatest place on earth and it’s a Norman Rockwell painting and show all of the beautiful people, only for the Gatemen to beat them. Long live the greatest baseball league there is.

RT @lockedonbaylor: Sawyer Robertson the next Cam Ward? 👀. @McShay13 thinks the Baylor star could be the breakout QB prospect of the 2026 N….

Good Lord, Schwarber didn’t even get meatballs like that in the swing-off.

I think it’s time to hook Dick Fitts up with a LinkedIn Premium subscription.

I need validation:. Am I an unc or are commercials more annoying than they have ever been?.

Damn, the Walker Buehler body double left the game early.

There’s only one Sox and it starts with Red.

Cora is managing for Yoshida’s trade value instead of winning ballgames we are so cooked.

If you think you can sweep the Boston Red Sox with Garrett Crochet on the mound, I can promise you one thing so help me God

I turn to you again, popular media.

Connor Wong is such a meme, man. This dude is just in no way good enough to be playing Major League Baseball.

She also refused to cheer for Seiya Suzuki because he “used to play for the Sox”. Not only has Suzuki (obviously) never played for them, but the Chicago White Sox have never had a player named Suzuki in their entire 125 year history.

I went to a Cubs-Phillies game in April and this white trash woman behind me wouldn’t stop telling nobody in particular that she “don’t f*ck with Philly like that except for Mac Miller” and I just hope she’s seeing this today.

Outside it feels like July. Watching the Red Sox, it feels like May.