Mckenzie Bearman
@RealBearman
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@NiggazWILIN The dudes who think the strippers ACTUALLY like them are the same ones who think cashier's being nice is flirting.
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There's no fuckin way that manager of the cecil hotel was innocent. Chick is hiding stuff for sure.
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How to be happy:.1) smoke fat doobies.2) smack fat booties.
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People that wear shorts in the cold: Guys its not even cold lol.
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RT @KWalps: Me: welcome to my painting podcast. [wet slapping noises for 75 minutes]. Me: it's a mountain.
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Never cry over someone who doesn't appreciate your skincare routine.
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A stoners worst nightmare: police sirens in the song currently playing.
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RT @TheCensoredRock: International Men’s Day is just a ploy by big business to get you to buy more men.
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Whatever you do, don't forget the golden rule of Winter driving:.Stay home.
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As a white person I speak for all white people when I say:.GIVE US A CHEESE ADVENT CALENDAR.
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Everyones a gangster until they have to face the consequences of their own actions.
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RT @ZenAndHopscotch: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but your story matters. #GoodVibesOnly
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If chess is so amazing, why hasn't chess 2 been released?.
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RT @SmartassChef: Literally no one:. Twitter: Let's add a Snapchat/Instagram/Facebook feature that no one asked for.
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Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are angels? I need to know.
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