Randall Deasowitz
@Rdeasnuts
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Joined July 2015
Today is 2 years clean & sober. Thankful for the support of everyone on this journey. 11-30-2018.
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THIS GUY SUCKS HOLY HELL THAT WAS THE WORST KICK OF ALL TIME #CollegeGameDay
Coach Saban will be holding today.. $250,000 and I'll buy you a Toyota from the brand new dealership that Coach Saban has #CollegeGameDay
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I ain’t drink 🥤 lean in 3 months or smoked a blunt 👏🏾 strictly YERKS thank goodness 😂😂😂😂
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Shadyside. Forbes Ave at Shady Ave. Caller says multiple shirtless tattooed men are dancing in the street while holding swords. Caller wants the PD to see what's going on.
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Sending Instacart to Costco on a Sunday at 10am feels like hiring a mercenary in war
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Scottie Scheffler, PGA Tour career: • 148 starts • 74 top-10s He’s finished top-10 in exactly half the tournaments he’s played.
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Reagent Square. Hutchinson Street - Frick Park. Caller said that a person on horseback was chasing them with a rope.
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Hayes. Balwin Run Road driving into the city. Caller said that she accidentally cut off another driver in a red truck, who then began firing shots out of his vehicle window at her. No one was hit.
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South Side. East Carson at South 12th. Caller said that everyone stuck at the red light all got out of their cars and just started fighting each other.
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You can’t talk this much shit and then get absolutely dummied
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It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work
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🏡💥🏌️Scottie Scheffler laughs as Peyton Manning smokes a house with his tee ball 🤣 (Via: samsteetalk/IG)
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One "Allahu Akbar" would have shut all of that down
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South Side. Sarah Street at S 26th Street. Caller said that some guy just tried to rob her with a gun. Her husband is currently kicking his ass.
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