I want Jeff McNeil to pitch.

It’s 8:45p, the game started at 7:10. It’s only the fourth. I’m already drunk. I don’t think I can make it.

RT @BenjySarlin: Uh oh

I do not understand how the house and the senate are just sitting there okay with the trump administration turning our democracy into a dictatorship.

Me rolling up to the next Mets/Phillies game

Plz don’t follow me. I do nothing.

If you were playing from across the globe, here are clues 1-5 from the #ZcavengerHunt can you figure it out?

We stopped and got alcoholic beverages between clue 4 and 5. If anyone is following long on our new friendship journey.

Alright all you #ZcavengerHunt ers- where are we who couldn’t get cars all partying at the end????.

The prize at the end of the #ZcavengerHunt are the friends we made along the way. No literally. We’ve made one giant group with some strangers.

We didn’t make the cut off when they ran out of stickers but now we are doing it for the vibes and we’re gonna do shots at every stop. Come find us.

So many people showed up for the Zohran scavenger that they ran out of cards and stickers. We were 5 groups away so we are just doing it for the vibes now.

What the actual fuck Mets.

This game is so wild.

The Epstein files must really be damning.

Very proud of myself, I successfully negotiated a 30% raise. I mean, my starting salary sucked so it still sucks- but it was a big jump so it’s something 😂.

Welp Avant Gardner filled for bankruptcy. Still waiting for them to cancel a show I have tickets to in two weeks 😂.

Me, with my wedding planned in Vegas in November, waiting for hotel prices to go down….

Blue on blue hat is gone, now we got the orange ice cream Mets hat. it’s cute!