Ray Kump
@RayKump
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Comedian, Host of Kump podcast, https://t.co/c16LCneDR2 https://t.co/v0U14KvODn
NYC
Joined February 2012
I refuse to hire anyone at my company that uses WhatsApp. I have no idea what it even is, something for fetish sex? No thanks, go work somewhere else!
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They should change Spider-Man’s secret identity in every issue to some real kid who’s dying of cancer. Seriously, do it, what the fuck do I care? I don’t even read comic books.
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Why is everyone’s eyes glowing in their pfp? Do I have to pay extra for that? I’d prefer veggie tales eyes. Also, my son was kidnapped, I don’t know where he is.
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New episode of Kump is now available in YouTube, we discuss wherever Ms. Rachel is a terrorist. Link in comments.
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Tarantino is an imbecile who makes great films, with the exception of Pulp Fiction, which is overrated trash.
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I thought I was scromiting for the last 36 hours but it turns out I just ate a bunch of spoiled chicken cause I was high.
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Mr. Beast gonna run the Trilateral Commission.
BREAKING: MrBeast has announced a partnership with the Rockefeller Foundation to “reshape philanthropy.”
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I made a new song called “Fly Like Turkeys” I think it’s nice to listen to after a meal or feast, or anytime. I’ll put the link in the comments. Happy Thanksgiving!
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If you’re flying today remember to wear a three piece suit, or evening gown, pajamas are for the bedroom, have some respect for yourself and everyone around you, also make sure your will is up to date .
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We should get rid of kid’s tv. Let them watch the Honeymooners, and that’s it. shows like Cailou gave our kids Autism. I don’t need science to tell me that,
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