Shrooms on the pizza we could go together

Day 1 of trying to start using this app I refuse to call “X” again. What do we do around here these days?

Do people ask anyone else if their hair is their real hair or is that exclusive to black people?

I held a door open for a woman walking behind me today and the bitch rolled her eyes at me. wtf goin on out here?

Never doubting myself again.

I just got called an eclectic mfer. I love new sentence combos

Not sure what I want anymore

Watch out

Eviiillll🤞🏾

Niggas shoulda never drove through Texas that day

Everybody sound mad rn and it’s hyping me up

It’s still gon spin but I won’t forget

Shit really went left

Fell asleep after work without realizing and had a dream I was cuttin up some lemons and oranges to make some kinda lemonade/juice but I woke up before I could finish making it, now I’m sittin here mad I don’t got no juice. What does it mean? 😭

Next time the power go out I’m getting a hotel. It’s 3 in the morning I’m sweating and ready to slap somebody.

what a relief that the ultimate answer to most things is to show up exactly as yourself

I gotta be angry to lock in and I’m angry af right now 🤞🏾

I swear fo God!

Yes. These the shirts you wear when you come home from Nam and you planning to rob an armored truck. A classic look.

Come on Ron... I just want to play a little @DestinyTheGame. #Destiny2 #dogsoftwitter