Raul Kohli
@RaulKohliComic
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Comedian, actor, writer, V/O | Comic Sanskrit, BBC Sounds | Adidas | Lego | Edfringe ISH 2024 Best Show Nominee| [email protected]
Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined October 2011
Lad ur nose is the same size as his.
Inbreeding is a massive problem in the Pakistani community. Some estimate that 50% of Pakistani Muslims in the UK are inbred due to cousin marriages, especially in places like Bradford 🤯🇵🇰
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I fucking wish we were signing him just for the shrek inspired chants we could sing.
🚨 The record for the biggest transfer in history for an African player is expected to be broken by Carlos Baleba. 🇨🇲. A fee of £112M is being discussed behind the scenes. (Source: @Nabil_djellit)
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THIAW, PLAYS FOR NUFC . THIAW, IF YA DON KNOW ABOUT HE. THIAW, BETTER ASK SOMEONE QUICKLY . CAUSE THIAW, YEAH HE’S THIAW. Yeah it’s never catching on.
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RT @TFMick1892: I’m re-reading @northumbriana brilliant book THE NORTHUMBRIANS - what a study. If you’re from the NE you just have to read….
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We’ve got bruno in the middle. He knows exactly what we need. Botman at the back. Isak is a rat . Newcastles gonna win the premier league.
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‘Lacks relevancy’.
Well, I’ve finally made it.
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So your fans said they didn’t want this… but you did it anyway.
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RT @GetYourCoatsOn: "Take every day as a blessing and go through it like a battle." @50shadesofbouncer's #EdFringeTalk25 .
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“I have seen the abyss of misery and loneliness and I have traveled the paths not taken lightly.” WHO: Aleksandr Popov WHAT: “My goal is to talk to my ‘self’ and tell …
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Being on Geordie Shore is worse than finishing 15th, kid.
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🤣🤣🤣. Get slapped by joelinton in the back and have him kicked out the team.
I’m tired and confused and thought we were signing one half of the young bucks.
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KEEEMON.
To all the plastic, terminally online piss-takers — enjoy it while it lasts. This summer’s been a shambles and we deserve the stick. But whether you’re still laughing after we’ve played you is another story. If there’s one thing Eddie’s mastered, it’s turning a siege mentality.
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RT @With1V: When you are overwhelmed by what to see at the Fringe, then take a look at this. #Edfringe #Edfringe25.@AwkwardProds @LubnaKerr….
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If your striker ain’t Erling Haaland, you have no right to talk about Sesko btw.
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Brides brothers at an Indian wedding.
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Bet you these lads are belter at Mario kart.
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The mad thing about Thomas Partey is if a club said no to signing him, he’ll still join them.
🚨 Official: Thomas Partey has been granted bail, after appearing in court on rape charges. Former Arsenal midfielder will now join Villarreal as expected. 🟡🔜
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