🌈 Life is good

unfortunately there is a law that states i have to buy myself a little treat every time i leave the house. it is a pricey law but i am nothing if not a rule follower

i'm about to go exfoliate, shower, shave, wash my hair and moisturize all in one bathroom session - see you in 6 hours

idk the key to happiness but i can tell you that i've never been sad opening a delivery of skincare products

a tracking number isn't enough. i need to be on the delivery driver's close friends story

the fact that my pimples appear in 1 hour and take 5-7 business days to go away should be illegal

if you don't feel and look like a glazed donut before you get into your freshly washed sheets right after doing your 10-step skincare routine...you're doing it wrong

if you ask me what i'm doing after 7pm, chances are you're too late. i'm already in bed. wearing a face mask. try asking next time a month in advance!

me as a therapist: so did you try doing a 10-step skincare routine and getting coffee yet?

you know you've entered a new stage in life when you always make sure your makeup is off before falling asleep

so does anyone remember how text convos ended before the heart reaction

online shopping for three hours and then closing all the tabs and not buying anything is one of my favorite hobbies

no one: me: "so do you want your present now?"

"your order is out for delivery" ok where because i'll meet them halfway

is it just me or does 6pm feel like midnight now?!

me when my alarm rudely wakes me up on a monday morning

"I'll just wash my face in the morning"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

if you don't look like a glazed donut after you do your skincare routine...did you really do your skincare routine?

i love getting cute little morning texts like "your order has been shipped"

I'm about to go wax, shower, shave, wash my hair and moisturize all in one bathroom session... see u in 6 hours.