Our routine has been Jensen waking up at 6am, getting fed in his dark room, keeping sleep sack on, then back to sleep around 6:30am and wake for the day around 9-10am. So today when he has to get up at 6am and stay up, he's pissed off.

Making Jensen's bottle at a restaurant:.Beth - "Do you use special water for that?".Me - Runs out of water from the Owala from home, so grabs water glass I've half drank to finish his bottle - "Does this answer your question?" 😂🤷🏻‍♀️.

"What's that chicken place by shit bag? Don't act like you don't know." . When in fact, I did not know what the hell Clark meant. 😆.

Not a bad fourth, despite Jensen being submerged in the pool and the Pepperidge Farm store at the outlet mall being permanently closed😑🤦🏻‍♀️.

Jensen has stared cooing and showing interest in toys. 💙.

"I love his feet!" "Ughhh look at those precious little feet!" "I'm obsessed with his feet.". Yeah, they're real cute when they're not constantly digging into your body. Honestly cannot stand his hands or feet right now.

"If baby's bathwater is too hot for you, it's too hot for them." I literally shower in the flames from hell, so idk if that's the right way to measure.

If this baby wakes up and has a meltdown, that's on you all.

Why bother making an appointment to have my car looked at when they don't honor it and let just anybody come in whenever. Now I'm pushed to noon before they can even look at it.

Kenneth Chesneth - apparently what I think Kenny Chesney's real name should be.😂.

If I was a lesbian, Jade Cargill would be my type. 💪🏾.

Tired of Googling "is it normal if my baby. " every day. I need to just go with the flow, but I can't help feeling like I'm doing everything wrong.🥺.

This guy always manages to find the one piece of hair that isn't tied back.

I love Walton Goggins, but I feel like he's getting too big? He's everywhere now, and I liked when he was a little more obscure.

Jensen has been up since noon today. Longest nap was maybe 10 minutes. Suuuper dreading the rest of the night. 😒😬.

5-6 nights a week Jensen goes to bed just fine. The 1-2 nights he doesn't has me questioning all of my life decisions. 😭😵‍💫.

A dropped pacifier in our house collects dog hair, so Jensen's logic is to just throw it right on the dog when he's done with it. 🙄.

I don't co-sleep with my baby, but I do co-sleep with my cat. 😹.

Haven't drank in 10+ months and I just pounded 3 shots and 4 margaritas like a champ.

I love holding my baby, but I also love that he can sleep alone so I can put him down and get stuff done.