My bad for seeing the Lord when I'm in His temple.

retweet to help us find Samuel from the northern line

Anyone know this man? His name is Samuel, me and Spencer found him drunk and lost in Bank station looking for the northern line so we took him home. We miss you Samuel

Shrek’s real name is Shrok but it was taken on equity

Replond

new film The Bride! looks terrible

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

Martinelli doing that was actually insane bruv #ARSLIV

They’re all fighting #ARSLIV

Sorry

I love you Andrew you are the greatest clay man in the world #potterythrowdown

Basil Brush is running for Reform

I can’t believe my meme made it to her Instagram

I am not afraid to say Stranger Things 5 is absolute shit

I’ve got the Christmas plague

in Reading. Please send condolences

Just did a crazy fart, who want me

We’re doing it for the father christmases

can I shitpost again then

Just letting everyone know they didn’t offer a refund but offered One Free Large Pizza, even though the original order was 2 of em