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Jess Underhill

@RacePaceJess

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Former NY trying to adjust to life in the Denver ‘burbs.

Denver, CO
Joined June 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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4 years
Why are epipens so damn expensive?
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4 years
The four year old is requesting “one of our songs that goes, I found sizzle sizzle”. Any suggestions? Lol
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4 years
“Which is bigger, a meteor or a garbage truck?” - Anderson age 4 (the hardest and best age so far)
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4 years
I’ve wanted to run @bolderboulder for 15 years. Today it finally happened.
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4 years
90 degrees yesterday, snow today.
@denversnow
Denver Snow ❄❄❄
4 years
sorry in advance for your gardens
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4 years
Disneyland is an allergy parent’s dream come true.
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@denversnow
Denver Snow ❄❄❄
4 years
This is your annual reminder that, historically, March is Denver's snowiest month.
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4 years
Send me all your composter recs. We do not have a garden for the compost and need something simple. A wants one for his 4th birthday.
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4 years
Any tips for deciphering which @taylorswift13 song my three year old is requesting to be played?
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Jess Underhill
4 years
At dinner, my 3-year-old is currently designing drains, pipes and a sewer system with his pasta noodles. Is this normal? (I’m just curious if other toddlers are interested in sewers, pipes & drains)
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Jess Underhill
4 years
The NextDoor app must be satan’s work. It might be worse than FB.
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Jess Underhill
4 years
Now he wants to know if she has a bedside table to put water on so she can drink at night seeing as she should be thirsty from singing so much.
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Jess Underhill
4 years
Tonight’s @taylorswift13 conversation with the three year old, “Does Taylor Swift have a trash can?”
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4 years
i didn't realize 2020 was gonna be a trilogy
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4 years
Listening to @taylorswift13 and the 3 year old asks, “Did they get back together?”
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@denversnow
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4 years
record-setting sadness
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4 years
The lack of snow is starting to worry me.
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Jess Underhill
4 years
Is it weird to be happy about experiencing side effects from getting a Moderna Booster? It strangely makes me feel like it’s doing it’s job. Did not experience this with J&J.
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Jess Underhill
4 years
Getting an upgrade from that darn J&J vaccine to a Moderna booster shot! 💉
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