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Richard Munchkin

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Author of Gambling Wizards, and cohost of Gambling With an Edge.

Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2014
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They built a new bot than can paddle a canoe. They call it a row bot.
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Today I found out the navy doesn't build its own submarines. They use a sub contractor.
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Scientists apparently created a dolphin with legs, and animal rights groups demanded they surgically remove them. The scientists refused, claiming it would defeet the porpoise.
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I thought it'd be cool to get a digital clock implanted in my brain. But I've been having second thoughts ever since.
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I recently went to the funeral of a friend who died after getting hit by a tennis ball. It was a great service.
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My wife wants to see The Fantastic 4, but  I don't have high expectations since I've never even heard of the first 3.
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I knew a guy who thought he was a fish. After an evaluation doctors determined he was mentally eel.
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I asked my wife if I have time to make a veggie side dish for dinner. She said "better make it snap pea".
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My trainer asked me if I wanted to try the jump rope. I chose to skip it.
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Someone stole the stovetop from my oven. It bothered me so much that I became deranged.
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I got offered money to participate in a sleep study. It's my dream job!.
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📣 New Podcast! "Russell Fox on taxes for gamblers" on @Spreaker
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I find the best place to buy a power strip is the outlet mall.
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People think running a solar farm is hard, but my sun does most of the work.
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I joined an amateur autopsy club. Monday is open Mike night.
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