Hey influencers, fuck your high protein breakfast. Honey Nut Cheerios with 2% milk. Enjoy that.

Classic makes it make sense: How do the Devils outshoot the Islanders 44-24 but lose 9-0?

Why tf did Justin Tucker have to get handsy with the therapist

This is it for Randy. Driving off a cliff.

Abuse of the official? Only time they’re getting abused is when their boyfriends destroy their ass. These world js refs are a goddamn disgrace.

It was always Martone. My captain has a full blade of tape.

Get the Jerome cam goinnnnnn

Back on the wagon (not the heaters)

Surely the NHL has this on the menu.

2026 New Years Resolutions: In: 1. Love 2. Using my agenda 3. Hot yoga 4. Eatin’ butt (but not after hot yoga) 5. Tidiness Out: 1. Excessively busty women 2. Joe mama jokes 3. >4 minutes of missionary 4. Eating after 10pm (minus weekends/butt) 5. Anything less than my best

This and a big set

Sources confirm Rick Westhead is a “massive fan” of Heated Rivalry - Inside Randy

I’d give up for her to fuck you (Iris tone)

The only you’ve got hold is your wrench, and if you’re lucky you don’t even need to hold that

The one true King 👑

Nothing like tell a girl with a big rack, “you’re really putting that zipper to work.”

Boners have never been an issue #solid

Can we limit instagram posts to 6 photos? No need for the 20 bombs; all it shows is you’re indecisive.

Damn man, being a dude is tough cause once you turn 13 you’re competing with the President of the United States for girls

Merry Christmas everyone, even the Jews 🎅🏿 🎄✡️