Coach just said I have to start doing abs and cardio.

Someone I play Xbox with has a real complex about his height, talking shit to my short kings… he says “Ronnie gets it what are you like 6’1”? 6’2”?” So I told him I’m 5’10” and he’s having the biggest existential crisis I’ve ever seen. IRL he’s an inch taller than me (I’m 6’1”).

Hey thanks whoever sorted this they eventually came out after 55 minutes, stellar job there!.

Hey @British_Airways a team at Frankfurt airport says they’re calling flight 904 to send bags to baggage claim since we’ve been waiting here for about 45 minutes but they’re “not answering”. Can we get a wellness check? Belt 42, thanks.

Wondering if anybody at @asda @AsdaServiceTeam can tell me; who’s idea it was to make us beg for bags at the self serve area, and do they want to bareknuckle box in South Shields Asda car park tomorrow at 12pm? Thanks.

Man, imagine starting a band and someone asks what genre you are and you have to say “Swancore”because some dude on the internet.

Man, the shit I would post on this website if I didn’t want to move to America permanently some day 😂.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think the festival that caters to the “mummy and daddy are paying for my gap year” crowd would make me consider deleting this app for a bit.

Every summer: hundreds, if not thousands of Americans take to this app to show the world, proudly, that they never leave their home country or have any clues on how the rest of the world operates and I am here for it!.

Metalcore Twitter be like “industry plant” this, “industry plant” that; maybe industry plant yourselves into a career here before you start speculating (incorrectly) on who has what credentials 😂.

I was going to post the bit before this with the Ecoute Batard from Flo but some guy ruined it for everyone so here’s a repost of Craig’s view. Board mix + crowd mics. V satisfied with the mix so far on this one.

Sleep Token have an actual waterfall on their new stage setup 😮‍💨.

No way.

Nothing makes me feel more on tour than packing to leave a hotel listening to @reynlord cursing the shower through the wall

While I’m at it RE 🇺🇸:. Why is every sauna in every @LAFitness gym I go to full of people FULLY DRESSED?! Some of them even wear backpacks in there 🥴.

Land of the free, home of the mediocre (and far too low) fades.

I’m betting somehow this Heathrow fiasco is still something @British_Airways did 🤷🏼‍♂️.

Just bought deodorant in Paris and it smells like nothing and doesn’t do anything? I feel like so much of my touring career has just been explained to me in a single purchase.

Can’t fuckin WAIT to start this one.

In theory; if the US liberated the UK from our, ahem… “tyrannical government”, would that then make it easier for me to live and work in the US instead of the tri-yearly expensive visa appointments? Because if so: PLEASE HELP ME! MY TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT!