So thankful 🙏🏽. Own stand in a Waterstones. Truly blessed. I also signed five random copies! So apologies if yours has some scruffy scribbling in it!

Honest to God thought they just had them as just. jewellery. Like the farmers were flexing on their other farmers that they could afford accessories for their cows.

The Ref Watch stopwatch graphic Sky Sports are about to produce is gunna send this app to th shadow realm.

Derby Digest:.🐏 Despite what looked a defensive set up, we were shredded at times. 🐏Some of those goals were so soft and messy, defenders and GK all looked nervy all game. 🐏 Scoring three goals is nice. Tho it was against a FL coached team.#dcfcfans.

To go from 3-2 up to 5-3 down in seven minutes is inexcusable. Such flimsy defending about being pretty robust the opening couple games.

Obviously we stagger and fall to the ground.

Two drunks swinging it out in a kebab shop.

Could get used to goals of this insanity. 😭 What a hit.

If you're not going to have the most dynamic, attacking team and shape out there (injuries of course playing a pert) you absolutely cannot be conceding from set pieces. Lovely ball in, but GK indecision is a killer.

SOMEBODY CALL NINE-ONE-ONE!.

Like clockwork. Four years after Rashford, Saka & Sancho were racially abused for missing penalties at the Euros, Tel faces the exact same hate. We like to say “racism has no place in football” yet here it is, unmoved, unchallenged, unchanged.

Any radio presenters &producers looking farming stories, I may have just the thing for you - urgent call to action on a government scheme which closes on Monday, and farmers could be leaving a lot of money on the table. email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk #journorequest #prrequest.

Who'd have thought a decade later he'd be championing speaking positively to water to make it cleaner.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with fashion journos & historians on fashion trends, how cycles starts, when it ends, &cultural impact. Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with marketing strategists regarding trends, their cycle, and how best to capitalise & when to move on. Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with any media and digital media academics on how the internet has influenced how we communicate. Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with linguists and profs. of language about why humans chant - from cavepeople days to sports events. Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with any fans & fan groups that have created chants which have stuck (not necessarily football). Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

#Journorequest #PRRequest Looking to speak with sociologists, lawyers and any media policy analysts about 'stan' culture and super fandom. Would be for our Eden PResents podcast. Would require about 20-30 mins at a date of your convenience. Email: ryan@edenpr.co.uk.

Thomas Frank getting the crash course in what it means to be 'Spursy'.

This misses the mark so badly I'm surprised it didn't come from Darwin Nunez. Showing 3pm games on Sky Sports, TNT, etc will mean one thing - the cost of your package is going up (again). People aren't pirating because of blackouts, they're pirating because of absurd costs!.