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エンジニア。 申命記32:35。レネー。到達不能。私はあなたが今まで思っていたよりも良いたわごとを忘れました。(shitpost account. don’t take what i tweet here seriously. lol)
New York, NY
Joined August 2009
Renee Oeisha Thompson . October 18, 1996 - July 31, 2013. The whole universe is going to feel this.
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She has the best take I’ve ever seen.
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His parents named him Cornelius Radford. They set that man up to be a disaster.
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🚨 In response to the recent #DildoGate scandal, a research team from @Harvard’s Discrete Systems Lab has published a breakthrough method for discreetly bypassing the WNBA’s enhanced security protocols. Engineering meets innovation. 🧠🏀
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Easy workaround: Modular dildos with group coordination. Distribute each part of the dildo amongst friends attending the game. Get in separate places in separate lines. Once inside at your seats, assemble different sections of the dildo using the parts you smuggled in. Easy.
🚨#BREAKING: Officials say a strict no-bag policy has been put in place for tonight’s WNBA game in an effort to crack down on fans throwing dildos and other inappropriate items onto the court.
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😔 it’s over. they ruined everything.
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That Christopher Robin movie is depressing. Hollywood overdoes it sometimes.
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so people watch Kai Cenat hanging out in his room with his friends…. …rather than hang out with their friends in their own rooms?. i know we’re living in the future—hyperconnectivity, robots, etc,—but what’s actually going on here? i’m missing the plot.
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thank god. no need to feel guilty.
🚨#BREAKING: MarketWatch reports that future nursing homes will be operated by AI and robots.
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I know James Baldwin was annoying at parties. He definitely killed vibes at many a function. 😂.
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if you watch anime regularly, you’re depressed and should seek professional help.
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bio says “marketing, social media management”. profile: titties out every other flick, engagement is mostly from thirst buckets located in India and Nigeria.
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all they need to do is delete the less favorable kinds of autism and society will thrive.
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