Qphex
@Qphex
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Joined March 2014
addicted to googling "sandwich near me" at the office every single day just in case a new one opened overnight
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AND MY DAD LIKES MELEE????????
MY MOM IS POLYAMOROUS???????
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"Hey I'm Toby Fox I made two of the greatest games of your life, have a lead role in an animated series, am rich as fuck, have millions of fans, and I hang out with revered video game developers eating delicious food. Fuck you"
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oooooo look at me im toby fox i made a perfect game at 23 and now i get to hangout with the greatest game devs in the industry for fun fuck you
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playing melee is so embarrassing dog i got a 401k and im fighting for my life in the plat queue
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another fighting game character who Hits you with Attacks, huh? real original.
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I’m insanely sick rn and just looking at this filled me with such warmth and comfort I love you whirling-in-rags
Disco Elysium (2019) Developed by ZA/UM.
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Smash players keep saying "I need to lock in." You're unemployed. You need to get on LinkedIn. Stop playing.
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FINALLY
there is a picture of chuu and its just like this but she’s smiling hard asf and there’s more phones. i’ve been living for it for months and it’s my favorite picture of her but i accidentally deleted it
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3DS emulation is about to hit new levels never before thought possible
Head-tracked “Window Mode.” Your front camera finds your head. The view reprojects in real time so the screen feels like a window into the 3D scene. True3D, no glasses.
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i was like damn you nonbinary too and he was like whats that
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Having a crush as an adult will have you looking at someone’s old college portfolio on LinkedIn
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.
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Your life is over at age 10. If you’re 11 years old your a chopped unc
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