Today's prestream is a huge test of patience. Phil has gotten a money and ego buff from the past couple days of SF6 + being instantly rewarded for begging. He's extra smug, extra clown mode, and his autism is flaring up in weird spots (e.g. Closed Captions, camera angles).

DSP will spend an hour explaining the intricacies of his schedule to you.. Then turn around and scrap it because he’s not satisfied with how much he’s being paid to play video games 😭 Really respectful of your audience’s time king!

Boogie2988 just dropped the N Bomb multiple times on stream for some reason 🫩

For a guy whose been throwing the word “Slop” around recently, he sure has been making a lot of it.

HorrorCow Chance Wilkins aka CYRAXX is Trending #4 after LibsofTikTok posted his video of threats to ICE. Normies all of the world are falling down this disgusting rabbit hole at a STAGGERING RATE

Babe, wake up. #NewProfilePic for Pwop

How DSP thinks he looks, versus how DSP acktually looks:

New Jersey Mike (Hot Italian edition)

“I’m gonna be HONEST with everyone” “Number one: Support wasn’t as good, just being HONEST. And number two, I’m gonna be HONEST, I’m bored.” “Like tonight was the first night third night playing it” What the fuck are WE trying to say Phillip?

>Makes a drama post about "going nuclear" >Its about a dumb react to LTG and Wings drama >Internet catches wind and wants a show to get them to vent it out >Backs out despite wanting to be heard on his side of the issue >Cost others time and $ >Suddenly the victim

I’m getting the Ick from DSP saying “Nobody was interested in ____. Not even JAYDE was there, he got bored and left.” As if he’s inferring, Jayde has nothing better to do than watch his slop nontent.

DSP unbanned ICS's main account.

DSP GO ON LOLCOW BUS

DSP wants to do a super bowl marathon, but doesn’t care about the game at all, or sports at all, so he’s just using this as an excuse to drink. Also, grass is still green, and the sky is still blue.

DSP to LTG : "Okay howab9ut this, want to jump on my Christmas marathon and just talk made shit?" HOW DESPERATE (AND DRUNK) CAN YOU BE

https://t.co/6n3C2sb5Q2

This is mania bro idk what else can be said. Plain and simple he is in the middle of a manic episode

Example 2: Said Kelly enables Wings unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, he enables Kat to have an unhealthy lifestyle Example 3: Criticized LTG for ordering food from Hello Fresh Meanwhile, he doordashes IHOP. Should I keep going Phillip?

Yeah this is just not true at all. My takeaway from yesterday was: You’re a hypocrite because every single thing said was a projection. Ex: Called LTG dumb for “taking his car to the dealership for an oil change” How many oil changes did you have done on the leased BMW? None?

DSP: If you watch my content you’ll see I’m not a hypocrite DSP (minutes later): I said “No Drama” because I always intended on causing drama. Are we really trying the “I masterminded everything” kingsnake angle AGAIN?