I hope you guys know that when I horny post it’s in a top alpha male way and not bottom omega way.

Fighting the urge to tonny post when I see something on the TL that pisses me off #joyus

I’m the funniest person I know.

My baby my love

GOD my baby Tristan looking so handsome with his silly braids. WHO ARE YOU PICASSO?1?11?

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Dust bunny

Girlfriend of the day

Duncan mustache appreciation cause I learned there’s oppmfs.

I recommend following my strawpage so drawings come in instantly without going through review.

Feel like drawing bullshit again. Drop me your strawpages.

My love

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I know my oomfs are talented but this is insane holy fucking shit. Davinci ON MY STRAWPAGE!!! I LOVE HIM. MWAH MEAH MWAH.

Tristan from King Arthur

Girlfriend of the day.

Sleepy

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Whatever

The Homer Simpson figurine right on the tv, the bubba poster right above his bed, the family pack chips, sneaker in the middle of the room. I love you white boy.

Today’s girlfriend