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Exposing the puppets in politics. Co-Host of the David Pollack Show. Writer for . FOLLOW for conservative comedy, news & nonsense.

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@PuppetCarlson
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@JackPosobiec I thought Trump was gonna get us in all these wars?? Oops…
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@greg_price11 What did that crazy bitch say?
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@SteveGuest She got NO votes. ZERO.
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@greg_price11 That's beyond bad and they have been trying to hide it from us and gaslight us that's he's well and Trump is slipping. Just complete lies. Blatant lies. And they would put this person in as our leader for another four year. They don't care about this country.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@megbasham Pregnant women shouldn't eat lunch meat and strawberries but an experimental shot is perfectly fine, without hesitation, good for all. That's when I knew they were obviously lying. Criminals. Agenda & Profit over Safely.
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@ClownWorld_ Let's not forget they they largely tied Trumps hands in his 4 years due to fake impeachment hoaxes and nonsense.
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@PuppetCarlson
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In cause you’ve gotten flagged.
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@PuppetCarlson
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Breaking News: Ronna McDaniel announces she is resigning after South Carolina. I say GREAT! What say you?? Comment below.
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@lporiginalg That’s normal. Has nothing to do with the parents, the propaganda or the state they live and the people they surround themselves with
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@PuppetCarlson
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I'd like to trade up for a new president. TRUMP!!
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@PuppetCarlson
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I love this one.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@akafacehots Another reason to vote Trump. Can we get more of them to leave please?
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@PuppetCarlson
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WATCH: The Puppet Nation State Of The Union Address. <-- Important for our country.
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@PuppetCarlson
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I think… YES!
@MattWallace888
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🚨 WOULD THE WORLD BE BETTER WITH BILL GATES IN A HIGH SECURITY PRISON? 🚨
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@PuppetCarlson
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@rustyrockets The op has started. They are rolling the surprise switcherroo.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@LauraLoomer Could be a cocaine shipment for Hunter and the Big Guy.
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@PuppetCarlson
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So why did you spread that border open wider than the whores legs on Hunter's laptop.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@MSNBC The bombshell is coming. This is set up talk. You know this isn't unplanned talk.
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@DC_Draino The government is too fat. Has too much control. Too much of our money. Too little accountability.
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@_BruceBane @KenPaxtonTX @CityofUvaldeTex I guess civil disagreements are against the law now.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@CollinRugg Hey CNN, I thought Biden was the sharpest he's ever been. So sharp. Top notch. Now he's not? Just like the border was closed for two years and now there's a crisis. Liars.
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@Derrick55096 @LarryDJonesJr Wrong all the con-men are present. Wake up
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@Motabhai012 @Alphafox78 That's a good woman. Weirdos take note.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@bennyjohnson It's never about them or what they are doing or not doing. It's always about Trump or MAGA people like us. They can't stop talking about or blaming us. Disgusting.
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@benshapiro They absolutely should. But our party is typically weak and stupid so they probably won't.
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@_aussie17 The jab will do that to you.
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This one got me. 🤣
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@bennyjohnson Yeah, I can see why they'd be crapping their pants. They've been playing a nasty game with protection from the bully. If the bully gets removed, they are in trouble.
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@PuppetCarlson
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@wideawake_media Don’t let this guy anywhere near power
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@PuppetCarlson
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But I thought the county was safer today than ever???
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@PuppetCarlson
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Something Stinks Here...
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DC_Draino
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And there it is… The Dali ship’s black box has 2 minutes of missing data right before it crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge How convenient
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@simonateba They want to hide her. We need to force that roach into the light.
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@PuppetCarlson
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If the next election was Hitler vs Trump who do you think the liberals would vote for?
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It's important to know and recognize that there are still a lot of good, common sense people in this country that love their fellow Americans.
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Mr Commonsense
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@EndWokeness Got a welfare check call of a 92 yr old woman, who sometimes walks up and down the road and doesn’t know where she is. Sometimes forgets her door is open so thinks she is locked out. Neighbors call and said, she forgets a lot of things and her hands are ice cold to the touch. So
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@PuppetCarlson
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@_StephanieMyers He didn't. It was the person actually running the government.
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@catturd2 Just gotta watch the cheat
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Pass the act that will allow me to get more fake votes, steal more elections and buy more voters.
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@PuppetCarlson
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This was a great answer and a why we are going to win in Nov.
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Bill Maher was NOT expecting this answer…
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Raise the minimum wage and create more inflation.
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Ukraine: Zelensky only wants all our cash.
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This is why @realDonaldTrump is the only sensible candidate. Like him or not, he's speaks the truth and is on the side of what's best for this country not what's best for the entrenched turncoats in Washington. How hard is it to get a simple bill focused on the problem at hand.
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Simon Ateba
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BREAKING: @realDonaldTrump EXPLODES, calls senate bill “horrendous”, writes, “Only a fool, or a Radical Left Democrat, would vote for this horrendous Border Bill, which only gives Shutdown Authority after 5000 Encounters a day, when we already have the right to CLOSE THE BORDER
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@ClownWorld_ I love how they break the law, resist and then wonder why they cops force them to the ground.
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How do you know KJP is lying? Her eyes are open. Much like me, she's a puppet. But who is the ventriloquist. Reporter Corners Clueless KJP on Bidenomics
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@PuppetCarlson
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America safer today... RIIGGHHT!! Seems safer in big blue cities right?
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@bennyjohnson What a weirdo hag. She probably thinks she's too big to fall. She's not. They're squash her when they are ready. Maybe she already knows she's on the list.
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@DontWalkRUN He would do that in front of all eyes. You know he's an asshole in private.
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@julie_kelly2 murderers are in jail less time.
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Joe's a poor kid from the projects that grew up in a black church. He spent more time there than most black people.
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This stuff is constant with these people. There are such things as ethics and standards but those always go out the window if you are willing to win at all costs. These people should be shamed, blasted and even jailed when these offenses are discovered so it will stop. Without
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BREAKING: Trump's lawyer says the defense recently discovered a connection between the judge in E. Jean Carroll's case and Carroll's lawyer, raising concerns, especially considering that one of Carroll's lead counsels had previously served as the judge's law clerk, and it was
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Well if Chuck the Schmuck says we'll regret not approving this bill that means we'll surely regret approving it. Never believe these entrenched turncoats. Signing this is good for them, that's why they are pushing it. That means bad it's for us. Pork-filled, war pie
@simonateba
Simon Ateba
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BREAKING: Dems Senate Leader Chuck Schumer ( @SenSchumer ) EXPLODES, says if the bill is killed, America will regret it, Ukraine will lose the war, Israel will not defeat Hamas, Palestinians will starve to death and Americans might fight in Europe. WATCH
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@KylieJaneKremer @brianglenntv @RealAmVoice She knows her stuff. Damn straight.
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@PuppetCarlson
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We can be held accountable for all manner of things they just get free sh @t .
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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A few other things you probably don’t know: illegals in America can get bank loans, mortgages, insurance, driver’s licenses, free healthcare (California & New York) and in-state college tuition. What’s the point of being a citizen if an illegal gets all the benefits, but doesn’t
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@StephenM But not only that, he called him an illegal when he wasn’t being coached. The retraction just shows that he’s captive, corrupted and cowering to his party. A pathetic, powerless president.
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This is the dumb shit that makes people despise the media & the left. Just a flat out, asinine lie. People know Joe was much more cogent 5, 10 and surely 15 years ago. So was Trump. Anyone is. We know they are pushing a narrative & they go this far to push it. We're not idiots
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End Wokeness
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Joe Scarborough goes full state TV: "Biden is far beyond cogent. He is better than he has EVER been intellectually, analytically. He is the best Biden ever."
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SCOTUS Rules 6-3 to Allow Texas to Begin Enforcing Immigration Laws, Arresting Illegals and Deporting Them
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Deaf, Dumb and Blind
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The ‘Special Council’ has ruled Joe Biden cannot be charged in the ‘Classified Documents Case’ because he's not mentally fit to be tried? No kidding. He can’t even lead the Blind.
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@KelliKayK This is sane compared to the Paris Olympics opening
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"This is the SCARIEST ELECTION of our lifetime and if you aren’t scared you aren’t paying attention!" — @MrSantosNY
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@bennyjohnson She's been on the the high side of income inequality.
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J6 was created by the Big Tech censorship and the collusion between Big Tech and Big Government. That shadow banning, censoring speech and deplatforming was election interference, was illegal and was real.
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I’d rather it be against his enemies than the American Citizens! And like they aren’t doing that.
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Kamala Harris says Americans should be scared because if Donald Trump is re-elected, he will "weaponize the Department of Justice against his enemies." WATCH
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I feel like this daily!
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@PuppetCarlson
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This is some real BS right here. Could you use the extra cash right now? Who do you think should be given this benefit?
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@tomselliott @SenWarren Hmmm… I wonder why they’d want to change the branch that has power over them
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@simonateba Yeah and purposefully started the war in Ukraine.
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Just another lying lib milking her constituents for money, influence and power. She's a liar, race baiter and sh** stirrer of the worst kind.
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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🚨 HOT MIC: Joy Reid was caught complaining about Joe Biden “starting another f*cking war” during a clip on air tonight.
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Alejandro Mayorkas survives House impeachment vote as GOP turncoats sell us out again.
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@PuppetCarlson
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This is completely my concern with this kind of thing. As much as I'm not a fan of TikTok or social media for our kids in general, any government censorship especially where we are today, is a bad idea.
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Thomas Massie
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The so-called TikTok ban is a trojan horse. The President will be given the power to ban WEB SITES, not just Apps. The person breaking the new law is deemed to be the U.S. (or offshore) INTERNET HOSTING SERVICE or App Store, not the “foreign adversary.”
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@stillgray Gravy train is over.
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George Santos Launches Fraud Lawsuit Against Jimmy Kimmel and Major Networks Over Alleged Misuse of ‘Cameo’ Videos <-- DC Patriot has a great article on this. [LINK IN COMMENTS]
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@ImMeme0 democrats have run this country for 12 of the last 16 years and while Trump had it, it was better and they fought him for all 4 years.
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@jeffdornik Agree. This is not the kind of message that resonates with most America First people. Robert Kennedy's message matches our perspective on these issues more than Trumps sadly.
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@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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DELUSIONAL? what say you? Comment below and let me know what you think?
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End Wokeness
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BREAKING: Nikki Haley says the Nevada caucus was "rigged from the start" She lost by 30% to None Of The Above
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My man Tucker nails these neo-cons. It's amazing & disgusting how instantly coordinated these people are with their positions and desire for more war. How many wars do you think we can fight at a time? I guess you can't be against anything they believe in or you're with "Mr.
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Ep. 69 War with Iran? Yes. We’re already in it. Joe Kent did 11 combat tours in the U.S. Army. His wife Shannon was killed serving in Syria. Here’s his informed view of what that war will mean.
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They un-wigged this clown
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I wonder what the answer is?
@CitizenFreePres
Citizen Free Press
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Tucker Carlson was "shocked" by how nice the Moscow subway system is. "There was no graffiti, no filth, no foul smells, no bums, or drug addicts, or rapists, or people waiting to push you on the tracks. No, it's clean and orderly."
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How did Biden do tonight compared to your expectations?
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@PuppetCarlson
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Check out this disgusting puppet. Those soldiers fought for the country, our ideals and our values. Not for your administration! Are you nuts. You need to let some air get to that brain. I have a pillow for brains but yours is something much darker.
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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KJP: “Our deepest condolences go out to those three folks who are military folks who are brave who are always fighting, who were fighting on behalf of this administration...”
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Hey Puppet Nation, I know things can seem crazy. Every week things seem to get more bizarre, but here's the good news. We're not crazy. They are. Together with Trump we're gonna take it all back.
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@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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I’ve been asking this same question.
@DavidPollackUSA
David Pollack
7 months
Is Biden the president of America or the president of Ukraine?! Does he even know!
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@TomiLahren Absolutely this is an op playing out. This is the set up. The cards will be revealed soon enough.
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@SecretsBedard @VP @KamalaHarris @newsbusters @RichNoyes @dcexaminer It's 100% election interference. We're a country founded on free speech the media won't even air his unedited comments, speeches and events. Disgusting.
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Puppet Carlson
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Is Yegleaer a word?
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@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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I heard it Sphinx there!
@RealMattCouch
Matt Couch
7 months
JUST IN: New Biden Campaign Strategy Emerges..
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Puppet Carlson
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When it's obvious that the government lies to protect it's interests and manipulate is people then it's easy to spot the narrative. It's been happening so often and so transparently it's disgusting. #governmentlies #governmentgaslighting
@DavidPollackUSA
David Pollack
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Between the Russian space nuke warning a day after Biden begs for $60 Billion to Ukraine, the COVID spike warnings right before a new vaccine is released, or the attempts to ban social media that competes with mega donors Facebook and others, I’m not sure I’m too concerned about
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Puppet Carlson
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This sounds exactly like collusion and communism.
@wideawake_media
Wide Awake Media
8 months
Speaking at the WEF's annual Davos summit, unelected head of the EU, Ursula von der Leyen, calls for "global collaboration"—not only between countries, but also between business and government—in dealing with "the great challenges of our time", such as "climate change" and
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@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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But Trump is going to be the dictator. In his second term after we’ve all seen him in the White House. Just complete malarkey!
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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They impeached Trump 2x, arrested and indicted him 4x, and charged him 91x. They changed our voting laws before the 2020 election, colluded with Big Tech to censor stories, and are importing a new electorate. States are trying to remove him from the ballot. Colorado and Maine
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@EndTribalism The sheer fact that the dem party is trying to keep him off the ballot is proof that they do not care about democracy. They don't care about what the people want. They care about power & winning. I'm not voting for Kennedy but I want to see him debate them both. I want him on the
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@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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Who is with me, say YES!
@PuppetCarlson
Puppet Carlson
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I'd like to trade up for a new president. TRUMP!!
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@stillgray Wow, not by a long shot! Conservative chicks for the win!
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