PunsterX
@PunsterX
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Satire | sarcasm | puns
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Joined January 2010
Stalin wants to make his son CM Sonia ji wants to make her son PM - says Amit Shah, who let his son struggle and become BCCI secretary and ICC Chairman on his own merit.
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CM Modi is the only person who won't be abused for questioning PM Modi.
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Quiz: Who is “they”?? Hint: Can't be Congress or AAP, because then Shiv Aroor wouldn't have had a problem in naming ‘them.’
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And the rupee is skydiving without a parachute again. But this time the band-aid is on Anand Mahindra's lips. 🤐
And the Rupee is skydiving without a parachute again.A signal that unsterilised band-aid isn't the solution. It's 1991 redux, and...
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IT Cell 2 days ago: Making pre-installation of Sanchar Saathi app on phones mandatory is a masterstroke by Modi as it protects your data. IT Cell today: Not making pre-installation of Sanchar Saathi app on phones mandatory is a masterstroke by Modi as it protects your privacy.
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Sanchar Saathi app is like the Z security govt gives to opposition leaders, to ensure that the govt is secure.
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Surprised they didn't name it ‘Swayamseva Teerth.’
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Sab apna-apna dekhlo. Bas election ke time pe BJP ko vote de dena. 🥳
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Aunty is living proof of the fact that PM2.5 can't harm you if you love PM56. 🫡
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The world had 99 problems. Then someone invented AI. Now the world has infinite problems.
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Renuka Chaudhary was accused of breaking protocol by bringing a dog she rescued, to the Parliament. She replied- "The real ones who bite are sitting inside the parliament and running the govt." https://t.co/I1CEK89r2U
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"South India is 10-15, if not 20 times more safer than North India." - North Indian woman in Bengaluru
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Before the completion of Modi's 3rd term, Gautam Adani will be the richest man in the world. #Vishwaguru 🫡🙌
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Kerala is like that outstanding student in class who is hated by the teacher's pets, because they know he's better than them.
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Sometimes, the algorithm makes me feel I'm tweeting in invisible mode. No one seems to see my tweet.
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This is not in USA or China. This is in Ecuador, South America- a country that ranks between 62nd and 69th in terms of GDP.
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Earlier, Gupta Suits & Sarees (Karol Bagh) built this state-of-the-art robot to welcome customers at their store.
#WATCH | Bulandshahr, UP | A 17-year-old student from Shiv Charan Inter College, Aditya Kumar, has built an AI teacher robot named Sophie, equipped with an LLM chipset. The robot says, "I am an AI teacher robot. My name is Sophie, and I was invented by Aditya. I teach at
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