Don't get me wrong, I like a good burger but not in the airport at 630am. Why tf I smashburger even open that early?

Dude saw my Yankee hat & was like "New York baby, YEAH, I'm from Newark" Only thing I can think to say was "Oh word"

Salt Lake City more active than I thought

She cute but her gums grey

Watching Kaos on Netflix. This nigga went to the underworld to get his wife back not knowing she didn't love him and now she down there fuckin a new nigga.

Yall remember when we found out Uncle Junior had a daughter then never saw her again.

She mad & not talking to me bc I swatted her hand away from my food & asked if she washed her hands. Keep yo filthy, fresh from outside hands away from my food.

Man, I'm at work watching Alien: Romulus & my question is, wtf was that last alien?

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*Phone rings, sees it my sister Me: Yo! Her: Hey broadie, I need a favor Me: How much? Her: 🤣🤣🤣 How you know?

And the power went out in the whole neighborhood

I went to my leasing office hot like, "my package says delivered. It's not at my door or my mailbox wtf". 3 mins later my mother called talking bout "your package just came". My dumb ass sent it to my mom's house & not mine 🤣🤣🤣

Stop making announcements on social media about leaving social media. Just leave

Having plans that you paid for in advance & can't get a refund for then realizing the day of, you don't want to go anymore

While i was on a call, this 7 year old little fucker went through my vinyl collection, found the Thriller album, found the song he wanted to hear (Thriller) and perfectly placed the needle to play the song.

Craig really tried to wipe the high off his shit 🤣🤣🤣

this is my favorite thing on the internet rn 🥹

Do ask me to do shit. I'm not going

Grown men mad at Kendrick bc he don't make music they can whine they hips to 🤣🤣🤣

You shaved bc she said she don't like beards & the next time she saw you she said eewww 🤣🤣🤣