I'm working on my new screenplay: "The Grinch Who Was Entitled to an Unspecified Winter Holiday". Look for it in theaters soon. (I hope.)

Migratory birds are getting lazier and lazier.

To my fellow conservatives: Our loyalty and allegiance must be to this great country and its constitution and not to some manipulative poser who used the GOP for his own selfish and childish purposes.

My goal for November was to lose 10 pounds. I fell just short of it... by about 20 pounds.

Since it's officially Christmas season, I'm going to post my Christmas poem. It's a 2 minute read. Let me know what you think. https://t.co/Lr6lcc88eZ #Christmas #Poem

People are best convinced by things they themselves discover. -Ben Franklin #Quote

Do I need to wear a mask to just lie here in bed all day?

These are the people who are now home-schooling their kids!

I haven't put on a mask to enter a business since I rode with the James gang.

Come on, this pandemic isn't such a drastic change. We have all been distancing ourselves from others and wearing masks all our lives.

Okay Utahns, in light of the severe toilet paper shortage, which is better?

RT @Psyqe I know this is true of mine.

hmu if you need some encouragement or a listening ear.

I sure don't want to go to work today. Shoppers are extra crazy this year.

Beautiful.

RT @CapitalizeTheK This ->

I've been getting a lot of retweets lately. Is this my Christmas?

All love is sweet, given or returned. -Percy Bysshe Shelley #Quote

Ah, yeah. Time to switch from thinking about candy to thinking about candied yams.

I just read that being thankful actually improves the physical health of your heart. Cool.