Not Roger Federer (Parody)
@PseudoFed
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Humble tennis player. Everybody says the best player ever and I like to agree. All opinions and tweets are #humbleβ’ (Parody Account) - [email protected]
Switzerland
Joined September 2010
Since retiring I had to lay off some staff. Being a caring GOAT I still like to keep in touch so I called one of them up the other day. I introduced myself, she hung up on me.
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Staff member taking a photo of Me looking at another staff member responsible for pulling out My table on Fed Force One #yourefired
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Not sure he liked Me much either x.
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Staff member just said, "they are making more of a fuss for Andrew @andy_murray than they did for You when you left". #yourefired.
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GOAT actually, but thanks for trying x.
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Dear Andrew @andy_murray and family (Scottish π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ), staff are think of you on My behalf xxx.
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Annual Tweetings: Christmas is a time for thinking about those less fortunate that yourself. How are you all? x.
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I can also do this, with the help of 3 staff members x.
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Staff and I just watched @DjokerNole in his post match interview doing an impression of @JoshBerryComedy x.
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Could a staff member move Me to the edge of My seat please x.
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I'd like to wish Myself a Happy Birthday and very Happy New Year x.
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πͺπΈ π‘πππππππ₯ππ πͺπΈ. @RafaelNadal π€ @carlosalcaraz . #Wimbledon
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Bad luck Novak. I have been there, literally. Well done Alcarazio π.
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Staff member said, 'How come you weren't able to do this against a young Rafa?' - #yourfired.
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Thank you Taylor fan, but I make My own music on court x.
Itβs here. Itβs yours, itβs mine, itβs ours. Itβs an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had
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