So a nepo prospect and a RP. Basically free. White Sox never change.

I like Ime Udoka a lot but Stone needs to do the lineup card scene from Moneyball re: Reed Sheppard

Beltran in that easily? Congrats future first ballot HOF Jose Altuve, then.

Last thing I'll say for now is that once again discourse is completely focused on the stars, young player pay is a complete afterthought, and that's as much the union's doing as anyone's. We will still see teams playing disgusting leverage games to lock players into extensions.

If I were god emperor of MLB I would nationalize the league. But failing that my proposal would probably follow the NBA model where teams more or less all have the same payroll and players get a defined portion of league earnings.

Some thoughts: 1. Cap is not bad in a vacuum, no reason it has to depress total league payroll. 2. No one should trust MLB/MLBPA to get cap right 3. TV revenue disparity is untenable if the league cares about competition, biggest underlying issue. 4. Deferrals don't matter

MLB CBA discourse is already so stupid and it's only going to get worse

LOCK HIM UP

Yuuuup

How many penalty yards on the Miami game-tying TD drive? O/U 44.5?

I hope he means he values his friendship

90% of a championship roster with no path to plug the remaining holes before the core is gone. Torturous.

Instead of watching the second half I will be whipping myself with a cat o'nine tails and listening to Metal Machine Music, I expect it to be a much more pleasant experience

Stevenson hurt his eye watching Stroud try to play QB

The Texans could win the super bowl with like 25 different QBs but they have the one who plays like he has wet brain

What the fuck is wrong with you man have some shame

Like getting a ticket for a rolling stop

What does this mean for the Texans chances today?

Carson Beck biting his lip and laughing maniacally as he tells the press he's been hanging around an undergraduate campus for 2 years not taking classes is perverse lock him up

This WAS a great game