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small accounts gotta stick together 2022. satire. Popeyes CEO 🍗 Forklift Certified ;

Oxnard, CA
Joined October 2020
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3 years
Car sex be like: “Hold on, I heard something.”
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30 days
They let anyone make babies but somehow need a license to fish
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3 months
Bitches go 2 gym to take a pic then leave
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9 months
You guys know what rhymes with Friday? Don Julio 1942
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9 months
It took the power to go out for kids to come outside and play again đŸ˜č
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10 months
It’s Monday and guess what rhymes with Monday? THE LIQUOR STORE
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10 months
This your reminder to check your coolant and oil level
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11 months
Just cuz she's taken don’t mean she's happy
..dm her and check on her
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1 year
That’s sum tragic shit right there
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1 year
HMU if you want to be my cousin
 I’m starting my own family from scratch..
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1 year
Bruh what’s up with females from sac state hitting me up this gotta be a set up
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1 year
Tax Return Hits: $11,400 Me at Subway: "add a cookie"
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1 year
Guys we already have enough barbers and nail techs we need more McDonald’s employee’s
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1 year
U thought getting cheated on bad? U ever had to take a shit but was stuck in traffic
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1 year
We all eatin the same shit today u don’t need to post a plate
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1 year
Bitches can’t even pick a proper BD what makes them think they can pick a president 😭
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1 year
People are getting cut off for a vote but get cheated on and stay with the same person
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2026 will be my year
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1 year
Bitches always show the food but never the sponsor
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3 years
Car sex be like: “Hold on, I heard something.”
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1 year
Idk how half y’all đŸ„·â€™s are even detailers, if they can’t even wipe their ass right 😭
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