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The way Zulu is so prominent in Jozi. You'll speak it with a coworker everyday. Go back to your hometown for the holidays and run into that same coworker and only then realise that the whole time you could have been speaking your home language together 😭🤣
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@Kharrotie
Hah in that case let her start finding an alternative way to get to work. I helped you out and now you think I owe you? No ways. Watch me drive past you tomorrow morning.
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"Congratulations, we are pleased to inform you..." just once nje 🙏🏼🥺
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Homie said "I'll do it the way you showed me" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol kids are absolutely hilarious
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@akreana_
Never go against your partner in public. Even if they are wrong, you will discuss it at home.
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Let's end this debate once and for all.
This or that
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So my girl doesn't know that I know she accidentally found an engagement ring in my laptop bag while she was looking for the laptop charger. She's been extra sweet and nice to me ever since...
Manje flopo is that it's not for her. My cousin asked me to keep it for him 😭🙆🏽♂️
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You have killed someone's daughter and you think sorry is enough?
You have beaten, humiliated and shamed someone so badly that they couldn't even think of living through another day and you think sorry is enough? DISGUSTING!!!!
#JusticeForLufuno
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@danielmarven
Who said we love rugby? It's the Springboks that we love, and we're supporting them all the way.
#StrongerTogether
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She didn't miss a beat 😂😂😂😂😂 morning absolutely made
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A mother's love is truly immeasurable. If you have the chance, go thank yours today 🙏🏼
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I pray that God changes your situation for the better 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@lindz_malindz
You cheated on him but think you're the one wasting your time on him? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you are wasting his time mxm sdididi
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Have kids they said, it'll be fun they said... See your life now 🤣🤣🤣
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@KaroroMitchelle
1. The stroke is mightier than the grip
2. The slide is too wet
3. The pen is short
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That feeling you get when you see someone wearing or using the gift you got them 🥺🥺 it's something else
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Who remembers Bhongo? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 His shorts were hilarious maan 🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣
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@RefilweSeboko
I see people complaining in the comments but I understand why you are addressing the wife. Because the man doesn't care at all, rather she protect herself
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@Dineo_thulii
I don't agree with the narrative that is being pushed. The kid is not wrong for reacting negatively to this. She shouldn't have done that. Especially if he has never seen it being done to anyone before
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@MDNnewss
This thing of restaurants holding the waitrons responsible for dine and dashers needs to come to an end. You use an "eat first, pay after" system and expect the people carrying food to be securities?
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You ever been in a taxi where the taxi driver is behaving? Like muntu is not taking any shortcuts, not driving via the emergency lane, slowing down when the robot is yellow, and just generally following the law. It felt so weird 🤞🏼I even thought I was dreaming.
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@MDNnewss
Hebanna 😱😱😱 so you can resign just like that? 🤔🤔 That means she was a fake right?
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@destinyzee
Kodwa you guys donated to keep her alive, now that she's still living it's a problem? Kanjani? 🤣🤣🤣
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Kids of today are so blessed with streaming and downloading 🤞🏼
I remember having to sit and record songs off the radio station onto a tape. Just crossing fingers that the DJ doesn't start talking before you've recorded the whole song 🤞🏼😭
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@MDNnewss
🤣 Putin is not playing games yoh. I thought we were in the year 2024, but seems like Russia has traveled back in time
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@ChrisExcel102
And every Valentine's Day our girlfriends refuse to spend the night because of what he did.
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@MDNnewss
That opening line though, making it seem like the exam is more important than this girl's trauma and dignity 😩😩
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@Kharrotie
That's karma for you. Seek not to destroy others while you have dust in your own eyes
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My first girlfriend was a waitress, every night I got served.
Then I tried dating a teacher, she taught me a lesson.
When it came to the doctor, I got a taste of my own medicine.
And lawyers? Well, that's just another case.
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@lindz_malindz
Big ups to you for recognising the dangers not only to yourself but also this girl. One day in the future when she understands better, she will be extremely grateful to you. 👊🏼
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@RefilweSeboko
It's not that we are built differently, it's that we were forced into a role where you either do or you die
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@RefilweSeboko
You don't know the real reason. Once you are in, the only way out is in a box 🤞🏼
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@EFFSouthAfrica
Aaaaaaah guys? Really? You're fumbling the bag now 😭😭 now we have to second guess our decision to vote for you
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@bokoromonio
I will continue eating them with my children. I must sacrifice delicious food for no reason?
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@Annie_Modiba
Nothing wrong with that reaction. He gave someone a chance and they "proved" his initial preferences correct.
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Do you believe in the concept "Right person, wrong time?" and have you experienced it?
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I always give my best in relationships despite being disappointed endlessly. I'll never stop because I’m always hoping to find a lifetime partner. I’m all about building a solid relationship, giving my all and receiving what I put out. It's 100% or nothing. I've got no time for…
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If you're not treating your wife or live-in partner like she's a queen, or thanking her for taking care of the house. Don't be surprised the day you come back to a cold home. A little appreciation here and there goes a long way.
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Be very careful of manipulative relationships. When they notice you losing interest or pulling away, they will start to act interested in you again. Showing you a little care here and there just to rope you in once more. Don't fall for it, you are still just an option to them.
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Do you know that pain of falling asleep only to wake up in the morning and realise you never plugged your phone in to charge overnight? 😭😭😭
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@lindz_malindz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 first of all, this bruh just admitted that he doesn't wipe properly. Possibly doesn't even wash those areas properly. Secondly, he is trying to recruit us to do the same? Wa nyela mnqundu
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@lindz_malindz
Mxm! It's girls like you who end up changing guys like this. Then you want to complain that there are no real men left in the world. Mnqundu wakho
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The greatest chase of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣 can't get, can't tholakala
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@lindz_malindz
"The best revenge is success" you have made it all the way to the top. Above him even. No need to jeopardize your own career and integrity for that sgama
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@Simphiweyinkos_
Mainly stems from the treatment of the parents. One sibling is constantly being sent around or made to do the chores. One is being spoilt. One gets to go to a better school than the others. Etc
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@Mbongeni_Kupiso
🤣🤣🤣🤣 those moves were popular during Arthur's reign. I saw a Kick and Boboza
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Children really don't have a care in the world. They'll ask you why your face looks so weird, then proceed with whatever they were doing before shattering your heart. 😭😭😭
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No one ever talks about how draining it is being in that state of limbo. Just waiting for your results / waiting for that acceptance letter / waiting for your university to finish auditing your qualification.
It's a lot man 😭😭
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@ZamakonkeK
If you can afford to buy anything cash, always opt for it. No need to put yourself in debt you could have avoided
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What’s the craziest thing you ever did because of a friend? I'll start👇🏼
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Being an adult is 80% misery. Work, bills, losing friends and family on the daily, trying to figure yourself out, not sure whether you're coming or going, and all the other troubles being dropped in your shoulders.
So when people find something to enjoy, don't be a sour puss.…
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If you go back to the person who showed you flames then you deserve everything they do to you 🤞🏼
They literally showed you who they are the first time around and you said "Well, I want more."
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Them: Please can I ask for a favour?
Me: Blocked and Deleted
This year I'm not the one 🤞🏼
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@lindz_malindz
Rather you be upfront about it now before she finds out from the friend. If she forgives you, congratulations. If she doesn't, you deserve whatever happens.
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@Annie_Modiba
With money comes great responsibility. You earn R6000 and your bills are R5000. Money management dololo because you know every month something will come. Unlike the unemployed ones who have to hustle hard every day
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Waking up to a life where you have nothing to look forward to is the pits. Others are preparing to go to work or school and you're about to send your 1000th CV without hope. Going to the malls to try your luck and finding nothing but "Sorry, we're not hiring." Taxi fare wasted or…
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I mistakenly transferred R2000 to the
wrong person. After thinking of a
way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, I came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:
"Hello dark and worthy initiate. I believe you have received the money…
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This is where they learned how to jump to conclusions 😭😭😭
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@lindz_malindz
You're complaining while your boss has actually given you a helping hand? Most would have told you to sort out your problems on your own. Be more grateful
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@MDNnewss
We really need to bring back the death penalty in this country. People need something to fear because wow, this is not it
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@CynthiaNicky7
@ChrisExcel102
You've got a keeper 🤞🏽 didn't get angry or try to blame you. Even wanted to come see you.
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a R50 note in one hand and two R5 coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The…
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@lindz_malindz
Your other options are to go let the LGBTQ community know that you have joined them and that you are a top. You'll have all the holes you want to fill. In the meantime give us your girls phone number
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People don't always say "I love you". Sometimes it sounds like:
Did you get home safe?
Have you eaten yet?
I brought you your favourite.
I saw this and it made me think of you.
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@Melo_Malebo
Aside from your preferences, it can also be seen as predatory behaviour. A grown man making friends with a kid he is not related to. If they don't find it weird then continue, but just be careful of what people end up saying.
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@lindz_malindz
Ai something is off here 🤔🤔 what kind of a guy would complain about such? How old are ya'll?
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Parents need to understand one thing. You constantly questioning your child about why they aren't working or making them feel bad for being unemployed is what's killing them inside.
You really think people aren't trying their hardest to find work? You spend hours online sending…
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@lindz_malindz
😂😂😂😂😂😂 tholukuthi you're the one burning them. You've been busy with pros and now you're suffering the consequences
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