Somehow, this seems really gay.

The San Andreas vibe is in the air

🚨 BREAKING: 17-year-old illegal alien Sergio Noe de Nova Duarte assaulted a woman with a hammer in Plano, Texas. Biden's admin arrested him in 2024, then released him back into our communities. Reprehensible. Catch-and-release of violent criminals is betrayal of Americans.

Wrench should have been here to make it a pull movement.

The timing was impeccable

When you have a minigun, everyone waving hello looks like a turkey

"Jet-ski jam session goes unexpectedly overboard."

Garbage truck's routine pickup turns explosive as flames erupt from the hopper mid-dump—what fiery secret was hiding in those bins?

When the boss calls for a mid-shift foot inspection and turns the Sonic kitchen into a reluctant ballet!

When your marathon motivation hits the "why am I doing this?" wall mid-bridge.

He tested bulletproof glass for cars didn't even flinch

so fluid

Cocaine Final level 99 Boss

A real one doesn't need to keep it real

Bird on a wire.

Filming your own felonies must be a trend

This is strength you could only acquire in jail

You can tell me anythingi’m your therapist 10 minutes later

How did I meet your mother

Comeback is real