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@Professor_Plink

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Atheist, counter-apologist, liberal, educator/broadcast journalist, comic book fan, Jedi-enthusiast, left-handed (means I must be sinister!!) He/Him

Joined April 2023
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"YoU'rE tAkInG iT oUt Of CoNtExT!"
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Now, that's not fair. Shit can be actually useful. Like as fertilizer.
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Turn about = fair play.
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Sorry, believers. I know you would like to write it off as "you just want to sin!" But 'fraid not!
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Cheers, heathens!
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At least the hook up lie is within the realm of theoretical possibility.
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"BuT tHe PrIcE oF eGgS wAs ToO hIgH!"
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Ah, it warms my cold, dead, atheist heart.
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Sometimes it's good to burn bridges.
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Jesus invites prostitutes to dine with him and he's called the Light of the World. I do it and suddenly I'm "making Christmas dinner awkward." Hypocrites!
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Christians: "Well, this is awkward...how are we suppose to maintain a 'we are so persecuted' narrative when the only people who persecute us is ourselves?" #WarOnChristmas
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Happy Saturnalia! Merry Sol Invictus! Happy Birthday Mithra! #WarOnChristmas
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😆🤣😂 Christians, stop! I'm gonna pee my pants!!
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Oh, if only christians had any concept of the term "Irony."
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I have a cousin who is both a veteran and a christian and he's a good guy, so no disrespect to soldiers, but this is funny as hell 😆🤣😅
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And a gentle reminder that everything Leatherface did, he did to people who were illegally trespassing on his property. #leatherfacedidnothingwrong #waronchristmas
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"Sorry, Billy. Your parents didn't have a spare lamb to slaughter just so they could smear it's blood on your doorway because some guy they didn't know was in the palace yesterday ranting about the "holy spirit." Guess you have to die now!"
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Flick around and find out!
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Hell is a fairy tale told by fools to swindle the gullible into pro-social behaviors that they are too childish and selfish to engage in just because it's kind to do so.
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