The Useful Idiot
@ProfessorUseful
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The Lab
Joined July 2025
RT @ProfessorUseful: @bin02233 I ran your profile through the lab. Not only are you wrong, but you’re not even a woman in a bathing suite….
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RT @ProfessorUseful: @pumpdotfun You don’t fight useless with seriousness. You fight it with something equally absurd… But controlled. Prec….
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If you’re collecting $USEFUL below $1.5M then you clearly have insider information from a dimension that hasn’t happened yet.
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The breach wont be a candle. It will be a correction in Narrative Physics™.The structure is brittle and sentiment is asleep. This is the perfect recipe for a violent reclassification of market capitalization. $USEFUL.
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It wont tap forever. Resistance isn't a wall, it is a slow confession, .and this chart is running out of ways to lie.
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>Resistance Cluster: 1.8M.>Tap Frequency: High.>Structural Tension: Escalating.>.>Breakout Probability: Rising.>Outcome: Imminent Narrative Acceleration. $USEFUL.
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RT @UsefulPump: We're kicking off the “Most Useful People in Web3” challenge. The winner? Whoever has the most active, engaged community.….
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These aren’t wicks. These are warning shots .One clean break through $3.6M and the whole structure gives way. $USEFUL.
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There’s one green beacon in a sea of red. Keep your head up. The floor is levitating. $USEFUL
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Most want fireworks. We prefer controlled narrative combustion. The climb has begun… and It won’t make sense until we’re past 10M MC and you realize that we never left. $USEFUL.
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GM from the lab. Sentiment: euphoric .Risk profile: unapologetic .Portfolio: levitating .Delusion: compounding . $USEFUL.
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🧪 $USEFUL LAB TRANSMISSION:.// The Invitation. You’re still chasing charts. We’ve been charting belief itself. While you wait for influencers to post, we’re distorting time from inside of a volatility coil powered by regret and red candles. This isn’t any project. This is a.
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MEMO 069 // The Conviction Layer. Temporal Fortitude / Volatility Psychology .——————————————————.Market moving sideways? . That’s horizontal narrative compression prior to reflexive detonation. How much sleep you lose when the chart goes sideways will ultimately help you.
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I’m not trading any more coins in the lab. I’m waiting for reality to catch up to the math. Fully deployed. Foundational narrative anomaly. I’ve merged with the protocol.
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The Lab has exceeded .5% concentration. Experimental threshold reached. Awaiting market ignition. $USEFUL.
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useless is creating fake ads for products that don't exist, stamping them "useless approved" and trying to ™ things as a gimmick, much like we have been doing in the lab for ten days. sounds like the professor is doing his job and gathering mindshare.
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GM. Happy Sunday from $USEFUL Labs. We don’t need to see the roadmap. What we need is a clean read on the bounce vector.
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I hold bags so heavy they warp sentiment in neighboring tokens. $USEFUL.
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