Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode)
@Probgoblin
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I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retweet me.
Nowhere good
Joined June 2011
Same: http://t.co/sdHWp4EEMZ
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I'm manually approving accounts so, you may have to wait a few minutes, but I'm going to be around for next couple of days and keeping an eye on the queue, should one develop.
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I figure, with people jumping over, if anyone is looking for a well federated but smaller instance, I'd open it up while the larger ones are getting sorted under the influx of new users.
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I have a cross poster set up if you just want to dip your toes in, or maintain a presence on this site. I've been running a (mostly) stable instance for about four and a half years and have just migrated everything to a new setup.
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So, Twitter kinda sucks now. If you are looking to hop to the Fediverse, or are already here and looking for a smaller instance, I'm opening mine up: https://t.co/qfwG3u3mAt
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You, an idiot with the mind of a child: It's dumb when the movie scientists create a machine that will clearly turn on them. They would never do that. Actual roboticists: Let's just put the control box and power cables directly beneath the machete that swings randomly.
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If you want to have a good time: bust out the old yo-yo and "walk the dog". If you want to have a bad time: imagine a group of middle aged men dressed as Waluigi meeting in a cheap motel, writhing on the floor, eating overly ripe plums off a dirty carpet, moaning in dark ecstasy.
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In the past 24 hours the following titles have been vacated: AEW World Championship AEW Trios Championships The Supreme Governor of the Church of England
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg smiles as Shinzo Abe opens the Pearly Gates. "Welcome home, Your Majesty." "Thank you... queen," Elizabeth grins. God's corpse begins to decay even faster, its putrescence leaking into the world below, unleashing ever worse horrors.
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Lol. Mat Gaetz bought Chuck Yeager's twitter account and is using it to retweet stories about how Mat Gaetz will get to the bottom of Hunter's laptop.
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The sensitivity of animals is incredible. The neighbor's cat put her paw in my hand and asked if we were making the same mistakes as Neville Chamberlain.
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Every script is a one-on-one conversation between a voice actor and her unseen audience. Audie is here in the booth to help me focus.
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in fact it’s scientifically rude af that they called the fish a clown in the first place
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there is no scientific basis for why the clownfish hasn’t been renamed Nemo
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