Breakfast in about 3 hours. Ill just count to sixty 180 times and Ill be eating pancakes

Good thing I never tweet anything controversial

Is it just me or all hand sanitizer smells different now since corona? And not in a good way, shit smells like cheap ass tequila

#ArtificialIntelligence

texted a girl “what are you up to” a week ago and she has yet to respond. can’t believe she’s thinking this hard about it lol it’s a simple question. honestly i might just ghost her

https://t.co/BZOaGl5Ifz

@CallMeDuckk @KierraAnn5 how did i do 👀💀

WHOLESOME CONTENT @FredVanVleet | @Klow7

A forever mood. #WeTheNorth

VanVleet better replace that tooth he lost tonight with a GOLD ONE once they win it all 😤 #RaptorsNation #WeTheNorth

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@FOX10Phoenix the firefighters be looking at each other like

WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking. STORY: https://t.co/H4HavJnsgn

anyone knows how to make the fllwrs thing STOP POSTING from my account 😅

Buy me a pair of crocs so I know it’s real

This new filter got you females hating on us

TRUST THIS

@ future employer what’s the vibe with swearing on social media am I ok