Turtle Spam
@ProbableSpammy
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Evan/Turtle -God - Family - Country - Free thinker - IFBP- Muscular Dystrophy survivor In dark times, laughter is the best medicine - posting into the void
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Joined November 2023
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I have just received an exclusive photo from NASA's Hubble Space Telescope of 3I/ATLAS. The Aliens' intentions are clear . We are in real trouble, folks.
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RT @AshtronautGirl: HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I NEED TO STRANGLE WITH A PHONE CORD TO GET OVER 100K FOLLOWERS????.
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Since Jesus has an account, how fast would the muslims lose their minds if I created a Mohammed account?
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Even Mr. Beast engagement farms.
If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?.
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I just got randomly signed out of my account š¤š¤š¤.
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I hope this guy never gets one minute of peace in prison. I hope the other inmates make his life so much of a living hell that he starts begging for that firing squad.
Bryan Kohberger reveals graphic threats from fellow prison inmates, files sex harassment claim
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Hey @CrackerBarrel, put the cracker and the barrel back on the logo. White people will not stand for this injustice.
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I want a law where politicians, News anchors, and Influencers have to wear NASCAR fire suits with the logos of lobbyists and foreign governments who are paying them.
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Amen.
If you hate America, you have no business demanding to live in America.
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And they're only there because you Democrats let hoodlums run free and terrorize the law-abiding people of DC.
This is what I saw when I drove by Washington DCās Union Station this morning.
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If you're a 15 billion dollar corporation throwing away food, and you arrest a 16-year-old disabled employee for eating it . I want to say ššš. I'm looking at you, @meijer. I hope someone else hires James and gives him all the fruit cups and chicken he wants.
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Planes crashing, ships exploding, Radioactive shrimp at Walmart. When does it end?.
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