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My chill button is about as real as The Lord Jesus Christ

Joined August 2013
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@PrivateGordon_
craig christ
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The plot continues to thicken.
@PrivateGordon_
craig christ
5 months
Just passed my road test gang.
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@SuspendedRobot
Baithoven 🎣
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Rush Hour 4 is not happening
@ahl_e_uloom
Dr. Umar Khan
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Jackie Chan speaking about the children of Gaza 💔
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@sylaxoo
⋆。𐙚 Syl 𐚁⋆˚
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Nancy’s solution to everything #StrangerThings5
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@IAmJohnAles
John Ales AF™️
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I’ve never been to Minnesota but our president was ON EPSTEIN ISLAND several time where he raped children.
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@chiweethedog
Roy Drones Jr
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Remember all this. This shit happened less than 2 weeks ago lol
@remarks
Remarks
12 days
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US government deletes Epstein file with image of President Trump.
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@luclairz
izabelle
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can we wake up lucas saving dustin’s life cause that was everything to me
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@saddestbyler
alina ! KILL MIKE WHEELER
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stranger things
@postingcontent
rachel brown bot
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it’s kind of fucked how some things just end on a wednesday
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@emmyloser
annie
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Steve saying “FOR EDDIE” before stabbing the mind flayer… Duffer Brothers put the ChatGPT dialogue DOWN #StrangersThings5
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@joycebyerscoded
hailey joyce byers pr manager
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so hopper lost 2 daughters oh okay
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@SpaghettiKozak
SK Media
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Christ even their women are pedos. MAGA is a cancer on society.
@greendragonhq
The Green Dragon Tavern
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MAGA bride Madison Paige Johnson was arrested for raping a child. This is the woman that went viral for wearing a MAGA hat at her wedding. Why are they all like this?
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@monetdoII
temi
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that was probably the most brutal el kill scene she made that man shoot himself😭😭😭
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@girlwreckage
boy king tweeeting st spoilers
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like its just crazy they did this to steve twice
@girlwreckage
boy king tweeeting st spoilers
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if i had a nickel for every time steve harrington got saved from certain death by a man who doesn't particularly like him but with whom he had weird homosexual tension with i'd have two nickels which isn't weird and is pretty on brand for steve im just surprised it happened twice
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@FPWellman
Fred Wellman
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There is no religious association with the oath of office in the United States. Period.
@realcawthorn
Madison Cawthorn
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If you are sworn into office on a Quran, your inauguration is invalid.
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@starringspencer
spencer (he/him)
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maybe I’m too woke but having the only canonically gay male character say “you’re just like me” to his rapist is kinda weird
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@queenie4rmnola
Dr. Allison Wiltz
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Voting for Trump 3x is a sign of low intelligence. At no point did he seem like a good candidate.
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@eIsbangs
ًً
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mike when derek smiled at him like that
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@Gabriel_Aaron28
ƃopuǝʌǝʇs 🇺🇸 † (stranger things spoiler warning)
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Just want to give a huge round of applause to Jamie Campbell Bower his performance as Henry Creel, 001, Vecna, and Mr. Whatsit was just amazing somehow made the same person feel like 4 different characters #StrangersThings5
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@bylercuddling
claire
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genuinely how did this person know
@bylerthings
laur
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and then will pushes him off ❤️
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@RobbieBarstool
Robbie Fox
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That thing is unbelievably stupid looking
@DovySimuMMA
Dovy🔌
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Arman Tsarukyan treats himself to a Richard Mille RP UP-01 watch This watch goes for around $1M
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@zzenyatta
zzenyatta
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You’re telling me they just fought a godzilla sized monster on another planet with shotguns and flamethrowers and they somehow all escaped with literally no injuries or casualties are they the fucking justice league or something? #StrangerThings5 #StrangerThings
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@r4dvxz
chloe ˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆。☆ ꩜
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finale so bad nobody talking ab the huge monster
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