@PetSmart
Tomorrow is senior discount day
@PetSmart
salons. Why is this company encouraging the most at-risk demographic to come into a nonessential business? Why is
@PetSmart
forcing their groomers and bathers to risk their own health and the health of their families?
#CoronavirusOutbreak
I'm absolutely in love with the color of my eco-mix Crawler LP by
@idlesband
. I'm also in love with the whole dang album! You knocked this one out of the park, boys! 💕
I don't understand how people so often confuse kindness, encouragement, and compassion for hivemind behavior. We can support people without it being part of some hidden clout agenda. We can care for others and still maintain our individuality. The real punks know it.
@clothingweapon
My cis wife tends to enjoy the following: Weed, wine, cartoons, butts, father john misty, animal crossing, Mario kart, stardew valley, smosh, peanut butter, and ghost adventures
Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water Hang Pennies in a Bag of Water
feelin blessed rn. my book Death Egg written under the MALE penname Nathgial dUGHfan (bcuz sales duh), is now a
#1
NYT bst seller. Big THANK YOU 2 all the real ones who got in on the ground floor. Starting today if u buy my book (on sale now) ur a poser
Guys, gals, & nonbinary pals! Gather round and listen up, for I have something quite special to share with you today. But first, some words of gratitude about this beautiful moment.
I am proud, nay HONORED, to have been selected for the opportunity to create the following short
Ngl I'm kinda dizzy at the speedy turnaround of this mag! Thanks
@DontsubmitLit
for giving this weird ass poem thingy a forever home <3 I'm glad I didn't follow directions!
If the fact that this studio is centering queer creators and stories while pioneering a global $20 min wage doesn't get you to follow their Twitter account, then you should at least follow them because their social media manager is 🔥🔥HAWT🔥🔥
Ive advanced to the point of self-awareness where I realized everything that annoys me in others are what I dislike about myself, and by that logic all my subtweets are actully about me
they'll give out 💀s to just anybody these days, huh?
(ty graham ty ty graham tyyy graham tysm graham graham ty ty ily graham tysm tysm graham ty crow & aaron too tysm ily)
Reading this book death egg rn (6 pgs in) & like I didn't realize it was all just a bunch of dumb poetry?? The way everyone talks about death egg on this site led me to believe it was some sort of great American novel or some shit. But poetry? About gas stations??? Shit so stupid
@erik_kaars
I appreciate the lengths to which you've gone here. I just want to add that purses are very functional and fashionable for anybody regardless of gender. :)
Rides and attractions at the WOKE carnival:
- guess your body count booth
- ring toss your salad
- ass eating competition
- ferris and equal wheel
- haunted unhoused community
- harm reduction shooting up gallery
- bumper cars where women can drive
- corn dogs and corn pussies
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Poetry is innate to us. We grow up using a poetic lens to learn about and interpret the world around us. Poetry is the human experience. No one has the right to tell you not to express yourself through poetry.
wikiHow article ideas:
How to create something from nothing
How to leave a little light on
How to clap with only your nose
How to heal the psychic trauma caused by the low health alert sound from kingdom hearts
wow wow wow! my poem (and by extension me???) is a nominee for the 2024 rhysling award?????? how cool! :D
read shipwrecker's ball here:
and check out all the nominations here:
I can't believe that I have to do this, but somehow I managed to have new writing release three days in a frikkin' row! But dumdum Twitter only lets me pin one post at a time, so here's a quick thread of my recent publications! Go find something you like! <3
CONGRATS to
@publishedbyJAKE
and all involved for pulling off such an enjoyable 24 hour livestream! 🥳 It was so pleasant to join in on the fun and games and readings over the past day! And thank you so much for accepting my silly flash fic!! Long live JAKE!!!! 💕✨
Almost at 500 followers. I'm getting too big for my britches. This is too much influence for one snarky depressive trans woman to have. Please, someone, anyone, knock me down a peg. Put me in my place. Don't let me reach 500 followers. It will spell our certain doom.
WHEEZING COUGHING DYING
WHILE THE ARTIST CHOOSES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, I THANK THEM WHOLEHEARTEDLY FOR BIRTHING THIS MASTAHPIECE INTO THE WORLD 🙌
NOW, LAVISH STONER SAMUS WITH PRAISE AND WEED TREATS
It's here! The first issue of my Grateful Dead inspired literary magazine is available NOW and FOR FREE! I'm so incredibly proud to see this project come to fruition, and I'm extremely grateful to all my contributors for making it possible. You all rock!!!❤️🔥
Please read, share,
Hey, check out my trippy new flashfic if ya feel like exploring the arcane depths of reality!
Fun fact: JAKE accepted this piece as part of their 24 hour livestream! Meaning I got to watch their lovely editors deliberate on my work in real time! What a treat!
New JAKE today! A story by
@PrismosPickle
Do you remember where you've heard that song?
"i distinctly remember sitting away from the window because i didn’t want the dog to know that i knew she was watching me."
My sweet mama bear wife went out to speak to some managers about getting my dang prescription filled but the place was closed so instead she brought me home an amazing little care package with brownie mix, body scrub, wax strips, a swimsuit, and my very own Kirby! I love her so<3
for anyone who might've missed, here's my recent pubs!💛
(btw both journals are great, make sure to check out their other content!)
a satirical rejection about my body on
@rejectionlit
& 3 weird grief poems with
@RevolutionJohnM
I started a lit mag for Deadheads. The first issue just came out and it's free and filled with really awesome stuff and did I mention it's free??? Go read it please!!! 🐊🐢🐺