Met Daniel Regha today in NYSC camp ☺️ Didn’t see that coming #nysc #campchronicles

Aswr I know he can see this and I speak the truth when I say he removed me from his Netflix and left my sisters on it!!! I was in shock because you legit met these people through me frrrrr

After having almost 2 weeks off I've learned that I would actually be really good at retirement:

Since my frontal lobe kicked in I started noticing that what men perceive as a long-lasting marriage is one where their partners don’t have a way out.

Genie: you have 3 wishes Me: I wish I was always right Genie: okay, you have 2 more wishes Me: No, I have 3 Me: Genie

Me to the door of opportunities this year.

Me calling my boss on his day off just like he did on mine

If your husband is tall and dark in complexion, drives Venza, he is in my compound right now cooking indomie for a corper😂😭🤦🏽‍♀️

Can't lie... Some women are irreplaceable. Like the thing she'll do for you and the feeling she had and showed you.. you may never experience that again.

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I can handle a busy man who knows how to communicate.

In my household, there’s nothing I’ve ever gotten my wife that she cannot buy for herself 10 times over. Almost all the expensive stuff I have was a gift from my wife. She’s my personal Odogwu and I am her personal Odogwu!! We complement each other. But when it comes to the

As a man: -If u get home before ur wife and know how to cook, prepare the food from time to time. -If u finish eating, u can take ur plate to the kitchen and wash it off urself. -If the market place is on ur route, ask ur wife if she needs anything and get them if it's not an

The husband said he wanted to take the stairs to see if the elevator would be faster than him. But in reality, on each floor, he had prepared a gift for his wife.

People be like : "don't judge bcoz it can be you 1 day" Why would I have four babydads

A lingering desire: to receive a dress and heels with a note saying "I want to see you in this tonight."❤️

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

“And in your early 20’s.. you might get pregnant… if you’re not ready for that baby, it is important that you’re pregnant for ONLY two weeks”

I love when yall do Math like this.

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

Unfortunately, I don't like nonchalant men. Be dominant. Check on me. Be affectionate. Tell me I'm gorgeous. Plan dates. Buy me flowers. Be absolutely obsessed