Zoey Katz
@PredictablyZoey
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Watching Even Stevens while plugging Molly. Call that Shia LaBoof.
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Chilis is already bringing back the skillet queso. Bullying works. We won.
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Currently regretting that 3 years ago I brought my container of safety pins to @szlingfajitas for their Halloween costume and am now in need for my costume.
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RIP to @emococksucker’s and my notifications. @szlingfajitas finally has a break from school work so they’re catching up on the group chat.
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Can’t believe I got an honest to god “you up” text at 3 am from the guy who ghosted me over the last two weeks. And I also can’t believe I was sleeping like an idiot.
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The professor and Carrie were finally going to get together and then it gets cancelled. It’s been almost 30 years and I’m still pissed.
that canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about…
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“During October?!?” I yell at the DJ while they play Unlock It by Charli XCX.
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the literal most unfuckable quality i can think of is being a person who shows up to a halloween party not in costume... like are u not embarasssed
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Just opened up my Venmo to a $50 settlement deposit. We love it.
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Simply iconic 💗
name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer😭
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Yall really sleep on BB4. One of my favorite messiest twists with a house dominated by two evil bitches that no one likes. Truly iconic.
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There is no fear like doing a load of laundry and then not being able to find your vape.
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Hellen Keller on April 1st:
I’ve started watching Psych
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My old roommate was a SoundCloud rapper and this bar has been stuck in my head for 8 years.
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All other Woody Allen apologists should follow suit 😇
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your parents are upper. middle. class
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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a career defining performance and she’s not even 10 yet… let that sink in
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just saw john cenas taint
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