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Iowa Workshop. Pushcart Prize nominee. The Black List. Netflix. Bicoastal. Extroverted introvert. Full time creative. Addicted to coffee.
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Joined October 2010
Where the cool kids are submitting their writing: https://t.co/81hJlcd1ZY that's it. Please retweet for visibility.
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Billy Eichner strangely silent on the palestinian genocide
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I’m a hipster who wears smelly clothes that looks bad and listens to awful music so that other people can point to me and say “there is a worse way to live”
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We all know the old adage that refers to a location in France where the girls don't wear underpants, which, even if no longer true, presents an opportunity to reflect on things.
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same here
Me with my out of print dalkey book from the Brooklyn public library storage locker in one pocket, my bottle of wine in the other, racing home to answer emails.
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The only vegetables I spot are the baffler editorial staff. Just kidding!
“I am thinking now of the domestication of corn. If you humans had to do it all over again, you would not have the wherewithal. Imagine the years of work that went into the development of the cob—the sheer determination, the ingenuity!” https://t.co/QvlQdvo96R
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This heat wave in California is the perfect example of why daylight savings should be abolished. You can't just add an extra hour of sunlight and expect things to adjust overnight
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I'm disgusted by the materialistic pantomime of Antiques Road Show
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It feels sad to me when I see writers on here trying to create drama and only coming up with something very boring and weak
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If you’re posting this image in jest then you most likely want to become a slave to middle class values.
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I just added a third space to my home.
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I was pretty upset earlier when I found out I’m the most dangerous ape on earth
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Lol this is too real 😂😂 my Frappuccino drinking hipster ass is still waiting for the next fleet foxes album to come out on vinyl!! 🤣🤣👀🤮
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I called the manager of Whole Foods to report a leak in the produce department 😂👇they didn’t think it was very funny 😭🥀
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pretty upset that nobody was talking about me in the epstein files, as I am a fairly prolific pedophile and sex trafficker myself.
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This is your daily reminder to delete three million emails from your inbox 🗣️
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I struggle to breathe when my head is forcibly submerged in mud or sand
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I didn’t read the book but my review of the review is that using text messages in a novel is like ~15 years old or more at this point and not cool. Also too many cliches
Thoughts on @filet_o_calvin’s latest, Moth Girl. Critics will be quick to naysay its brilliance, declare it a “drug novel” or “gimmicky”, but those people are gay af so who gives a shit what they say. In all seriousness, one of the most inventive and engrossing books I’ve ever
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