I had to buy premium just to make this community but it's essential for my evil master plan

Old tweets are so broken I liked a bookmarked tweet from 2009 3 times and the counter still went up but it resets the heart every so often

haha...i hate myself

Opossums always look like they’ve been through some stuff 😂

Good night

Can I come over and look at you like this

@Xenoimpulse pessimism has completely overtaken optimism and the world is significantly worse off for it

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Went on a little adventure today! Possum packing...😊♥️🤗😍

Good afternoon

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It slipped out and she put it back in #showersteak

Good afternoon

Possums

Ellie says “Why exercise in your wheel when you can sleep in it?”

Venmo is so fucking useless I needed to activate a debit card to add money to my account but now that’s it’s activated venmo just declines every transaction and won’t let me spend it but lets me add money. I guess I just donated to venmo

Good morning. Happy friday

We went from scared a cat was going to eat him to we are scared he's going to eat a cat...😹😹😹

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Remember to give some fruit to your foxes we need the vitamins