#AtTheEdgeOfFlatEarth It's not flat...The earth is obviously pyramid shaped and both the flat earthers and the round earthers have been covering it up for centuries, just because they feel like it and they're evil and don't want us knowing the truth! 🌿🤪🤔😂🔺

Hugs and best wishes to you!

#WhenIJoinTheIlluminati Who says I'm not already a member? 🤪👀🔺

I don't like eggs, so I'm giving peanut butter and jelly deviled eggs a strong HELL TF NO! 😱🤢😂 What about anyone else? Is this a #HellYesOrHellNo ??? 🤔🥚🥜🍇🤪

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#PlansForTheApocalypse Find a bunker, fill it with weed and lots of pizza and smoke fat bong rips. 🌿🤪🍕

So...good news...I am now FULLY vaccinated! 🥳🙌 Been several hours and I don't feel anything, other than a sore arm. Had no reaction to the first one, so I should be fine. I'm just glad it's over and done with! #GetVaccinated

#WhenIJoinTheIlluminati Who says I'm not already a member? 🤪👀🔺

GOOD! It's about time smart people get tough about this virus. That's the only way we're going to stop it! I hope your son wises up and does the right thing. It's a shame that conspiracy theories are more important to him than his family. That's basically what it boils down to.

Easy...Stop being their friend! I don't have time for idiots who want to get the world sick. I'm also not their mommy and it's not my job to explain science to stupid adults who can't read. It's time for people to grow up. Idiots who spread viruses DON'T make good friends!

If you're unhappy with the gloom, doom, funerals and constant stream of bad news on Twitter, then you always have sports...and sports...and more sports. Hours and hours of every sport, even the ones that aren't that popular. 🤦‍♀️🙄😩👎 Seriously, this site really sucks ass lately!

*Sees My Little Pony trending, thinks it will be some happy stuff about toys...Clicks on it and instantly needs a fat bong rip. 😩😭👎 Yeah, this is why I don't use Twitter that much anymore. This really has become a crappy, depressing website. Nothing positive trends anymore!

#SignsYoureMiddleAged You don't want to play hashtag games that are about being middle aged, or read 100's of posts of people complaining about their age! 🙄🤬

When I log into @Twitter it no longer resembles social media. It looks like ESPN, or a TV Guide, or a place to get the news on who passed away. It's mainly a sports and obituary website now and it isn't fun or entertaining. People are leaving and going to Twitch. I might too!

If you ask @TwitterSupport about how to fix their spam problem, they'll tell you "uninstall and reinstall" the app and literally, they offer NO other solution and refuse to answer further questions. Sports and funeral spam is ruining Twitter and they refuse to address the issue.

🌿🌿🌿🌿🤪👍 Get stoned AF!

So, I got my 1st covid shot. Got the Pfizer one. I feel totally fine. No side effects at all and it's been 24 hours. My arm is a bit sore but it's not that bad. Big thanks to @LordNishar for being there with me! I'm not a fan of needles...but I was fine. No panic attacks. 😃👍💉

I'm giving this a big HELL NO! 😱😬😂 What about anyone else? Is this a #HellYesOrHellNo ???

I listen to Satanic audiobooks on the radio as I summon demons in a pair of #satanshoes as I eat devil's food cake, while listening to Lil Nas X and watching "The Exorcist" 🤔😈🤘📚🎶👟🥮📺

Fan fact: Smoking weed can motivate you to smoke more weed! 🌿🤪🤔🌿🤪😂

#IRememberWhenTwitter Wasn't clogged up by sports spam, celebrity obituaries, politics and constant garbage about twitch streamers. If you like sports, go watch them. If you like twitch, go talk about it there. I don't give AF about your sports and streamer idiots! 🙄🤬🖕