I BROUGHT BROWNIES FOR ALL MY CO-WORKERS😋NOT BECAUSE I WAS BEING NICE.BUT BECAUSE I HEARD THEY WAS DOING RANDOM DRUG TEST,AT MY JOB.AND I DIDN'T WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE DIRTY🤷SO UNLESS THEY PLAN ON FIRING EVERYBODY,THEY BETTER LEAVE ME ALONE🤣🤣🤣
My Homeboy Girlfriend Cooks A Big Meal For Us Every Saturday 🙅🏽♂️🧢 So Everytime We Off Somewhere & He Looks At Another Woman I Slap Fire From His Ass On Her Behalf 💯 Nigga I Eat McDonald’s All Week You Not Finna Fuck Up My Only Home Cooked Meal Tf 💯
Kash Doll: ICE ME OUUTTTT❄
Females: EAT ME OUTTT 👅
Niggas: SUCK ME NEOWW 😛
Niggas In Jail : LET ME OUT 🔓
Mfs With Jobs: IM CLOCKING OUTT
My Mama: CLEAN MY HOUSEE🗣
Virgins: TEACH ME HOWW😭
Bitches with STD: CURE ME OWWW💊
Police: SHOOT THE CROWD🔫
Ex Niggas : HEAR ME OUT 🙄